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[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

"nimeitwa mpaka trials Italy"

Meanwhile

[Mubabaddie. @MuchiriH]

Umesoma 10yrs for a goon to supervise you.

[Patrick Car Dealer🇰🇪 @PatrickCarSales]

Kairo taught me about cars while working together at Ocean Cross Autos and he is a great marketer. He does reviews like a Beast together with Earl Karanja. I learn a lot from the two gentlemen. But for me, I only know how to close deals🙌

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Saba Saba!!!

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

399 days left to August 10, 2027.

[「〽️onalisa」™ 🅴 @_monlisa_]

Mpesa down?

[Captain M @FrankoRover]

You want us to use your facilities so that we disappear like Brian Odhiambo?

[「〽️onalisa」™ 🅴 @_monlisa_]

@KibandaScholar @KiprutToo I don't know what you are trying to say but nimecheka😂

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

400 days left to August 10, 2027.

[「〽️onalisa」™ 🅴 @_monlisa_]

@polo_kimanii The Fisi💔😭
https://t.co/J1JL0lNzzr

[Wild Life Reels 🌱 @WildlifeReels]

Hyena disgraced himself by fainting after having s*x with female hyena.

So embarrassing…

[「〽️onalisa」™ 🅴 @_monlisa_]

@polo_kimanii Nani ako na Vida ya fisi ikifanya kitendo ikafaint😂😂💔

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

402 days left to August 10, 2027.

[Chief @ItsKaizerchief]

You just have to act nice, say hi, ask her name, ask her where she is going lengthen the conversations...ask her which team she's supporting in the World Cup, crack some jokes if she starts opening up kuchangia kwa conversation unajua it's the right time to ask for her number. Kegonyi wa mat akifika lipia yeye fare, mkishuka say bye and inform her that you looking forward to seeing her soon.

Ukisonga mbele upige steps mbili tatu....delete that number and move like you never met her.
Women don't deserve us boiz.

Have a good day Chief.

[Mwikya. @_demwiky]

Doctor Polo study 😂

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The right one

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Haha, the right one

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Women Saying, “He raised the bar”

Without realizing she climbed with him is a new level of delusion.

[Eric @amerix]

Most people are so broke that they don't know how much KSH 1 BILLION is.

Do you people know what KSH 1 BILLION is?

With 1 BILLION:

You spend 100,000 DAILY for 27 YEARS and FIVE MONTHS.

Why, then, do you accept it as normal when politicians steal 600 billion?