MC

[MC @_montx]

I just got 1 degree hotter!🎓✌🏾

[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

when my colleagues start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I'm talking to the police

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i’m starting to seriously believe in the theory that you never run into people again once their cycle in your life is complete

[Thicki Lake @ShyThugg]

We can elope on the first link if the vibes right.

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

This girl at my job tryna warm her food with aluminum foil , I told her she can't do that she said "I'm new here I ain't know" girl you can't do that anywhere…

[≧∀≦ @laeswrld]

genuinely how i feel when people say i look like my dad

[☔ @Whotfismick]

What doesn't kill you makes you sit like this for months

[virgo. @pesomsj]

asked a nigga for nothing & he still aint have it.

[jynx @miiagarro]

caring about a man is bad for your health

[ً @An0rexik]

Men used to go to war. Now they can’t survive one honest conversation.

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[Glen Robertson @gsrobertson89]

Why’s there that part on the m25 that sounds like you’ve got 4 flat tyres

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

tolerating always turns to resentment btw

[obi @Blackoo1k]

You cant be the loml and not my type thats not how it works

[A.J. 👼🏾 @msameliamfj]

Finally woke up and realized that the person I was “talking to” was never going to be my man and I was just over romanticizing a situationship that was never going anywhere.

Whew! Happy Monday ☀️

[bella 🇵🇹 @bellaptgl]

Mfers didn’t show me enough Argentine tears on my screen. When it’s Ronaldo crying, they follow him for 10 mins to the locker room

[O.A @snrmanOA]

Don’t know why you guys don’t like doing nice things for your friends and families.

[rice @usohtsuki]

djed spence, though i know we will have to part ways after this match due to your allegiances, i have grown very fond of you

[(╬≖_≖) @hugetulip]

I actually think it’s inspiring to not see people fall victim to the sunk cost fallacy. Leave that nigga!

[Ty @Sooothai]

Now that I have seen how Fat I can get I never want to see this size again