jjk in sg except its gojo bringing them to orchard central for sweet treats nobara has molly tea megumi has arabica yuuji and gojo boyh have yochi but gojoโs yochi is crazy stacked n costs $20
fanart of the fic (the heroine is annoying, but she dies spectacularly at the end) by siqwithaQ! every chapter has me climbing the walls, please go read it on ao3 <3
But if they were sorcerers, i think sukuna will have his usual dismantle and cleave, while wasuke will have a heavenly restriction and a sword like tsurugi :) if sukuna tries to use divine flame, wasuke will put it out mostly as a joke. (A fireman putting out fire)
In this au sukuna goes to culinary school and wasuke becomes a fireman :) they would both be grouchy n gruff whenever yuuji ruffles their hair and calls them brat
I dont think yuuji could bear to distance himself from orphaned twins sukuna and wasuke,, but somehow i cant imagine him living with them either? I guess yuuji will happily be a weird uncle that shows up and pays their bills and makes them food
canon modulo wise there wouldnt be any more cursed energy so i guess they wouldnt be jujutsu sorcerors? a peaceful slice of life existence of going to school and growing up. Make no mistake sukuna and wasuke are terrors and delinquents and will definitely be suspended repeatedly
I got curious and checked the JP I translated this from because I couldnโt remember, and it makes for a good JP otaku lingo lesson!
็ทๅใ (sou-uke) is a term referring to a character that you like to ship as the bottom with anyone and/or everyone.
๐ด๐ฅ DONG DONG QIANG ๐ฏ๐๐ป๐ฉ GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS ๐ฉ๐๐ป๐ฏ ๐ด๐ฅ ITโS THE YEAR OF THE FIRE HORSE ๐ด๐ฅ and you know what that means, you qipao VIXENS ๐๐ฉ๐ Itโs time to gallop into your AHGONG๐ด๐ฒ๐ป and AHMA๐ต๐ตโs hearts with your SLICKEST mandarin oranges ๐๐๐ and your most shameless sweet-talk in PERFECT Mandarin ๐โจ Because this year weโre doing SPEED, CONFIDENCE, and โmว dร o chรฉng gลngโ energy, baby ๐ด๐จ๐ฅ Keep your nails fresh ๐ , your smile dangerous ๐, and your pockets ready to lasso the THICCEST HONGBAOS ๐งง๐ฐ๐ Like, clip-clop straight to the red packet table and act innocent while you loot politely ๐๐ด Get your ssssecret ๐ love notes ready for your ๅคงๅฅโs spicy ็บขๅ aura ๐ฉ๐ฅ (respectfully) and donโt forget to flirt-charm your relatives ๐ด๐ง๐ต๐ฑโโ๐ง with peak โI miss you sooo muchโ acting ๐ญ๐ฅบ Snack like a menace on BAKKWA ๐ฅโจ and summon BIG HORSE HONGBAO BLESSINGS ๐ด๐๐ป๐ฐ๐ฐ Send this to 8โฃ8โฃ of your MOST FEROCIOUS STABLE-RAIDING HOTMESS FRIENDS ๐๐ฐ and manifest a WILD LION DANCE ๐ฒ๐ this CNYโผโผโผ If you get 0โฃ-3โฃ replies, your bakkwa will taste like disappointment ๐ญ๐ญ If you get 4โฃ-7โฃ, your ๅนดๅนดๆ๐ด becomes ๅนดๅนดๆ๐งง๐งง๐งง and your aunties start calling you โvery capableโ ๐ฉโจ If you get 8โฃ+ back, youโll be neighing HUAT AH all year โจโจ๐ต๐ตโผ
regarding to the โmy shitposts/doodles get more attention than my magnum opusโ phenomenon, my friend (whos a non artist btw) once said โmost ppl would say their favorite dessert is chocolates rather than a 3 tier artisan cakeโ & i think abt that a lot
whats with the flood of ragebaity anti china clips and buzzfeed-esque โyou wont believe what happens nextโ posts from verified accounts??? why do I have to start blocking again?