Morgan Harper

TSU

[Morgan Harper @_morganharper]

I hope I marry a patient and understanding man. Because in about 7 years on Christmas Eve, when I’m a bottle of wine deep, begging him to let us let the kids open gifts a day early, it’s gonna take everything in him to say no

[maranda @MarandaLynn3]

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[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

you are tough. you are scary. you are a good boy. but also a scary one. if the situation calls for it

[☣︎ @BigMo_tion]

Girls when they pack their bags is: 10% useful stuff and 90% "you never know"

[ً Nojiko @baby5donquixote]

Me: *Closes Twitter*

My brain: now what?

Me: *Opens Twitter again*

[malorie♡ @Mal_Matthews]

glare & all- I am one happy momma♥︎

[malorie♡ @Mal_Matthews]

Being your momma is the greatest thing in the world!!

[maranda @MarandaLynn3]

85% of the time I’m wearing a hat ⚡️

[yo fav. @__itsShanice]

WHEN TJ MAXX ROSS AND MARSHALLS OPEN BACK UP 😭😩🙌🏽

[malorie♡ @Mal_Matthews]

our first TikTok haha

[malorie♡ @Mal_Matthews]

Excuse me; but look at that happy lil bald head

[Morgan Harper @_morganharper]

@ShyanneCate Have to get the necessities 🙃

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

This is how old people react to climate change

[Kay @KaylarWill]

When the waiter says “enjoy your meal” and I say “you too”

[malorie♡ @Mal_Matthews]

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[Kelsey Bradshaw 🦇 @kbrad5]

The Sunday newspaper is too big for Jalapeño!!

[ColorMeNy🖍🎨 @znnyahh]

we want be scientist 🥴