Ms. Demeanor

Resting bitch face, with a badge. 👮🏻‍♀️ This account is dedicated to all the things I wish I could say, but I kinda also need to pay the bills. 💙

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

Oh yes sir, I'm definitely arresting you for DUI because I "haven't had a good lay recently."
Like I've never heard that one before. 😒😒

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

@gmw10279 Wtf 😳

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

@333markymark It certainly can. I appreciate that. 💙

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

Welp guys, I can officially say I’ve joined the law enforcement divorce club. 2020 can eat a bag of dicks lol. Has this year been good for ANYONE?! #fuck2020

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

@bepting Sadly mine is LEO too. 😂 But this job will destroy you if you let it. Unfortunately not much I could do about that from my end. Definitely ready for 2021.

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

@Moopoint44 Ain’t that the truth!

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

@_girlcop I was pretty devastated but after some clarity, it was most definitely for the best.

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

@JtotheEVON I thought it was no good but after some clarity I think it was. I appreciate it. 💙

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

@LuthorCorp1 I never check this dang thing anymore! I’m the worst. Hi there, two months later. 🤣

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

You know shit’s getting real when your family removes a sister from their will because of her continuous anti-police rhetoric. 😂😂 #BackTheBlue #ByeFelicia

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

Good. Give the people what they want AND deserve. There is a war against the police right now. When you risk death AND criminal charges for simply doing your job, it’s no longer worth it. #StandwithRolfe #APD #BlueFlu

[Blue Lives Matter @bluelivesmtr]

Confirmed: On-Duty Atlanta Police Officers Are Walking Off Job - The Police Tribune https://t.co/5pOV9uZFx4

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#BlueLivesMatter #BackTheBlue #lawenforcement #PoliceTribune

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

@_emilyisokay It was a joke. If you were so offended, practice what you preach & confront the poster. Instead, you screenshot and push some bullshit narrative.
Also, if you have such anxiety rn that you feel the need to call out and short your agency to walk you dog, find a new profession.

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

Me calling a suspect: “Hey is this ___?”
Suspect: “Yes, it’s me.”
Me: “Hi, I’m calling to talk about an incident that occurred at your friend’s place where they’re missing property.”
Suspect: “Oh, you must have this wrong number. This is [totally fake name.]”
Me:

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

There is nothing worse than hearing a frantic officer put out “Officer Down” on the radio. I almost forgot what tunnel vision was like. By the grace of God (and an amazing guardian angel) the officer is expected to make a full recovery, though it didn’t seem that way at first. 💙

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

@KrakenLr Delicates with cold and you can wash whatever you want together haha. (Though I’d definitely want hot water for my patrol gear lol)

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

@333markymark No doubt!! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

Spent the day on a death investigation which led to regretting signing up for extra duty after work. Wrapped up extra duty and was about leave (while daydreaming of my bed.)
Guy approaches my window: “M’am, I’ve just been robbed.” #halloween

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

I can’t believe I have to explain this, but “The Officer issued verbal commands for the suspect to exit the vehicle and show their hands,” means the same as “The Officer said, “Show me your fucking hands and get out of the fucking car!”” Less is more sometimes, ya buddy fuckers.

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

I feel this.

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

What’s fortnight

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

@OverheardOnDuty @Bossy_Leah I second that. Wouldn’t hurt to mention that the smell gives you a headache or something. (Our evidence room actually does that to me lol.)

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

@vegasbroad I appreciate it. 💙 I’m fine; just angry if anything. When I start thinking about the range of sentencing for killing an innocent human while impaired, it just infuriates me.

[Ms. Demeanor @_mrsdemeanor]

I fucking hate heroin. If you think drugs are a victimless crime, you’ve probably never had to stop a family member from seeing their 100% innocent loved one’s brain matter all over a car.