Resting bitch face, with a badge. ๐ฎ๐ปโโ๏ธ This account is dedicated to all the things I wish I could say, but I kinda also need to pay the bills. ๐
Welp guys, I can officially say Iโve joined the law enforcement divorce club. 2020 can eat a bag of dicks lol. Has this year been good for ANYONE?! #fuck2020
@bepting Sadly mine is LEO too. ๐ But this job will destroy you if you let it. Unfortunately not much I could do about that from my end. Definitely ready for 2021.
You know shitโs getting real when your family removes a sister from their will because of her continuous anti-police rhetoric. ๐๐ #BackTheBlue#ByeFelicia
Good. Give the people what they want AND deserve. There is a war against the police right now. When you risk death AND criminal charges for simply doing your job, itโs no longer worth it. #StandwithRolfe#APD#BlueFlu
@_emilyisokay It was a joke. If you were so offended, practice what you preach & confront the poster. Instead, you screenshot and push some bullshit narrative.
Also, if you have such anxiety rn that you feel the need to call out and short your agency to walk you dog, find a new profession.
Me calling a suspect: โHey is this ___?โ
Suspect: โYes, itโs me.โ
Me: โHi, Iโm calling to talk about an incident that occurred at your friendโs place where theyโre missing property.โ
Suspect: โOh, you must have this wrong number. This is [totally fake name.]โ
Me:
There is nothing worse than hearing a frantic officer put out โOfficer Downโ on the radio. I almost forgot what tunnel vision was like. By the grace of God (and an amazing guardian angel) the officer is expected to make a full recovery, though it didnโt seem that way at first. ๐
Spent the day on a death investigation which led to regretting signing up for extra duty after work. Wrapped up extra duty and was about leave (while daydreaming of my bed.)
Guy approaches my window: โMโam, Iโve just been robbed.โ #halloween
I canโt believe I have to explain this, but โThe Officer issued verbal commands for the suspect to exit the vehicle and show their hands,โ means the same as โThe Officer said, โShow me your fucking hands and get out of the fucking car!โโ Less is more sometimes, ya buddy fuckers.
@OverheardOnDuty@Bossy_Leah I second that. Wouldnโt hurt to mention that the smell gives you a headache or something. (Our evidence room actually does that to me lol.)
@vegasbroad I appreciate it. ๐ Iโm fine; just angry if anything. When I start thinking about the range of sentencing for killing an innocent human while impaired, it just infuriates me.
I fucking hate heroin. If you think drugs are a victimless crime, youโve probably never had to stop a family member from seeing their 100% innocent loved oneโs brain matter all over a car.