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@clownworld A 954th week abortion of this fetus may be the best option

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@AlwaysARookie Maybe a few chili dogs for lunch and leave the wrappers under the seat.

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@Rich__Edits @YoufeckingIdiot She is now a speech writer for Joe Biden

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@cop_smalltown Nobody else is going to show up and do anything. We have to have crisis with us when we serve involuntary commits and those people are terrified and hide behind us just when someone raises their voice. I vote the police drive the other way for these calls.

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@cop_smalltown 🤔 does this mean I can sue Craftsman for that time I used a weedwacker to trim my ball hair. My wife said if was jungle down there so I assumed the appropriate tool was a weedwacker. I’m still looking for the warning label on the box that says “not for manscaping”

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@doomercop @rookcop92 You can also make the animals humping. Just move them a little bit at a time, then when your done click the undo button as fast as you can to enjoy the animation.

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@UnbalancedMemes We have a positive!

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@officerdaddo Let me guess, Fisher space pen?

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@UnbalancedMemes He looks like he is in pure bliss. I had to try this for myself. Well... it’s worse than you would expect. Now I know where people take their shoes off at the door!

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@UnbalancedMemes

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@UnbalancedMemes Good thing John wore his goggles when he plunged the shitter!

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@UnbalancedMemes Did he use syrup or jelly?

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@_mrsdemeanor Well hating cops seems to be the popular thing this year, now our spouses are joining in. Agreed, bag of 🐓 for 2020.

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@UnbalancedMemes The kind you eat when your in need of a promotion. A friend told me.

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@UnbalancedMemes

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@UnbalancedMemes How many Crown and Coke’s did I have after work?

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@UnbalancedMemes

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@UnbalancedMemes Better to give than receive

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@Orioles So what’s the status of opening day? And the tickets that I bought for #openingday2020