M.Shareef Kariem

[M.Shareef Kariem @_mshareef]

@shapshak @bmw You didn't have to go so far- Cape Town Stadium today with our car PRINS #PrinsFTW @capespeed https://t.co/LQ5FoBbVwh

[Cape Speed @CapeSpeed]

Setting up for the @WDC2014 Makers and Thinkers Exhibition at @CapeTownStadium with the @BMWi #WDC2014 #matching #F1

[Pauly Casillas @PaulyCasillas]

People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.

[M.Shareef Kariem @_mshareef]

@DJFreshSA tablet=pan; pan=tablet

[Acclaimed Journalist @Jonathan_Witt]

Zahara won 8 SAMA's because she's the first artist in many years who makes meaningful music and not something to drift a BMW to.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The total amount of apathy in the universe remains constant. In physics this is known as "conservation of doesn't matter".

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

You can't blow a hologram :( RT @KimKardashian: Just now seeing this Tupac hologram at Coachella!!! Wish I was there to see it in person!

[SLARTOK @ClakeBent]

If you don't want anyone to see you cry, always carry a towel and if you think you might cry, strip naked and act like you had a shower.

[Acclaimed Journalist @Jonathan_Witt]

The Malaysian Grand Prix is wetter than Adele in a sweet store.

[M.Shareef Kariem @_mshareef]

Smartphones: replacing print media on the shitter since 1992.

[DJ Fresh (Big Dawg) @DJFreshSA]

Dakie Fo Sho: bought me some cargo pants and wore them out of the shop!! *Grin* #FeuMiamiInvasion

[Acclaimed Journalist @Jonathan_Witt]

It's @helenzille's birthday. In unrelated news when the ANC fix the Flux Capacitor on their DeLorean they're going back to 09/03/1951.

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Blue steel! http://t.co/zNnXRLgI

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Head RT @robyn_kater: What do you get a guy, that is really fussy,for his birthday? #help

[M.Shareef Kariem @_mshareef]

Everyone knows hot chicks don't poop! “@BEAVlSNBUTTHEAD: It's easy to like talk to hot chicks if you like imagine them taking a huge dump.”

[Acclaimed Journalist @Jonathan_Witt]

If anyone you know dies in hospital between 20:00 and 20:30 then the cause of death is most likely Generations.

[Calvin Fisher @CalvinFisher_ZA]

Me "hey Ou Kaapse Weg why you smiling?"
Ou Kaap "dude I almost HAD you"
Me "Had me? You NEVER had me! You never had my bike!"
-Fat&DaFurious

[M.Shareef Kariem @_mshareef]

“@BertieRedfern: @JethroBovingdon My Dad just got this..E36 M3 Touring,one of 6 prototypes! http://t.co/h37sDDxR” @levinborn

[M.Shareef Kariem @_mshareef]

I'd never date a woman named Insomnia. I'd never get to sleep with her.

[Ford Restorations @FordRestoration]

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