SLARTOK

Find your God and kill it. find me at @thePracPhi

[Jesperish @Jesperish]

God Complex

[PracticalPhilospher @ThePracPhi]

Modern empires and governmental structures have effectively prevented any future slave uprising by convincing the most downtrodden that they are not, in fact, slaves. They did this by instilling an unwarranted sense of pride into every individual.

[SLARTOK @ClakeBent]

Do not ask what radicalized me. I could not be radicalized, for I was never bogus.

[SLARTOK @ClakeBent]

@crystalxduan You get it! I did exactly that. Turned to it and said “Alright, let’s take this as far as you’re willing.” Turns out depression isn’t actually all encompassing it’s just an infinity mirror illusion.

[aegg @castawaymariner]

autechre song

[Jamie Allerton @JayAllerton]

Just found out someone is leaving the office at 4.45pm today to catch a train. Got my “oh on a half day are we?” stored patiently in my throat, like a Navy Seal hiding in a river. Everyone is going to lose their shit with this one. Will report back later how it went…

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

when he's not on screen everyone says "musta been the wind...." and sits back down

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

whole theater yelling "it's da bat!" and shifting into idle attack animations every time pattinson is on screen

[kirstypotato @nonsenseonline]

Me at the spelling bee: B-E-E!

Adjudicator: no, miss, we’ll give you a word

[SLARTOK @ClakeBent]

No matter how punctual you are in life, you’ll always be late for your funeral.

[SLARTOK @ClakeBent]

@ASTARIONN @m0d3rnl0ve Can I be your gf I will eat your nans strudel

[SLARTOK @ClakeBent]

#NewProfilePic

[kirstypotato @nonsenseonline]

Landlords:

[SLARTOK @ClakeBent]

What would politics look like if the approach to improving society was not creating better systems, but creating better people?

[everywordleword @everywordleword]

Todays word is “CAT”

[kirstypotato @nonsenseonline]

@itsnashflynn I had a similar experience only I was being told “we don’t lick and bite people” and I was like…. “Yeah… I agree… same page there, chief.” And the receptionist popped in and was like “ugh, no! no it was KRISTY who was the dog not KIRSTY.”

[kirstypotato @nonsenseonline]

My life since 2019