Pajana

Administrator/ Bureau de Change... ❝Be humble! Don't look down on others.❞

[Pajana @_mubbie_]

@Erikk_8 The ending was the best part❤

[Pajana @_mubbie_]

@MadridXtra That's exactly what I was telling someone yesterday. He said Witz and Arnold are world-class players, but I told him they're not because world-class players decide matches.

[Carlos Alcaraz @carlosalcaraz]

Mi recuperación va por buen camino y me siento mucho mejor, pero desgraciadamente aún no estoy listo para poder jugar y por eso tengo que renunciar a la gira de hierba en Queen’s y Wimbledon. Son dos torneos realmente especiales para mí y los echaré mucho de menos. Seguimos trabajando para volver lo antes posible! ❤️

[Vini Jr. @vinijr]

Champions League. ✅
La Liga. ✅
Copa del Rey. ✅
Mundial de Clubes. ✅
Supercopa Europea. ✅
Supercopa de España. ✅

Ahora a repetirlo todo… 🔁🏆🤍

FUTEBOLLL

[King IRISH OLOBA FOOLING🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹 @king_IRISH007]

Me I'll just be managing my own sand so I can create side chick

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

My problem is not whether anybody hates Muslims or not. I'm not religious and anyone has the right to hate whoever or whatever they want. My problem is that if you truly believe that "Muslims are killing Christians" in search of some "Islamic Caliphate", and you are serious about opposing them, then you should want to find out who is funding these "Muslims", who is supplying them military equipment, and who is constantly providing all kinds of political, diplomatic and material support for them.

If you believe in something, follow it all the way through. Go down the rabbit hole and don't stop until you've found what you're looking for. Once upon a time, when I had the same ideas about "Muslims", that was what I set out to do. Because that is the logical next step of opposing something. You should want to find out everything you can about this enemy so that you can disrupt it. So back in 2021, I set out to find out everything I could about these "Muslims" and the big masquerades behind them - and those masquerades turned out to be in Tel-Aviv and Washington DC. That was when I realised that "Muslims" were the least of my problems.

I thought my search would terminate in Doha or Riyadh or Amman - instead it turned out that even the Saudis and Qataris who incubated these awful Wahabbi/Salafi doctrines were just proxies of White, Christian/Jewish empire builders in Washington, London, Paris and Tel-Aviv. The "Muslims" were in fact, not involved in the decision making and they were basically powerless. The people who created the ISIS, Boko Haram, Al-Qaida etc were western empire-seekers who wore suits and spoke English, and the purpose of those terror outfits was not to create some "Islamic caliphate" but to seize land and resources for said white men!

And that's when my mental shift happened. The simple realisation that "Muslims" were at best useful idiots in this scheme, and that the REAL enemy were the people I used to hang out with at Bogobiri and the US Consular General's residence. I had that epiphany because I followed that rabbit hole down to the end and found the actual horrible truth. But most of you have no such balls. You are satisfied to just hear and repeat a narrative without ever trying to confirm it for yourself and take action based on that narrative.

This was the same problem I had with the Obidient people. I was ready to go to fucking WAR for what I wanted in 2023, and I lit myself on fire in ways that I am still recovering from. I escaped an international kidnapping attempt, I survived an attempt on my life, I spent months hopping around Nairobi short lets like a homeless person, and I would have done it all again if that was what it took to get that mandate. But most of you that claimed to support the same candidate had no such motivation. Your own was to sit on the internet and type "A new Nigeria is PO-ssible" and "All eyes on the judiciary" to zero fucking effect. And since that didn't work out, half of you have moved to APC, and the other half are still stuck in a 2022 - 2023 time loop, repeating the same tired nonsense that had no effect.

As I said earlier today, you people have no real convictions or beliefs about anything. All you do is make noise for a short while, then you go back to the shallow, stupid things that are actually the centre of your lives like sports betting, visa hunting and talking about relationships. Nothing you people say comes from a place of genuine thought or conviction - you're just a bunch of internet performance artists. Even the "Muslims" you claim are genociding you - if one of them flashes small 100k at you, your entire perspective will shift instantly. You don't believe anything you are saying, which is why I pity that Mossad asset that thinks he's going to instigate a civil war in Nigeria.

He has no idea how useless the people he's trying to instigate really are. Except he will bring mercenaries to fight the war on both sides, nobody is dying for whatever they claim to believe in Nigeria. The most they will do is talk everlasting amounts of shit at each other on the internet, and then switch up completely once they see money, food, or breast. They only came to this world to eat, shit, fuck, sleep, and die in that order. Anyone taking them seriously is just wasting his agency's budget. Even their civil war had to be fought and supported on both sides by foreign powers because they couldn't do it themselves.

I'm only afraid of an invasion.

I'm not afraid of Nigerians at all. Who dey fear mannequin?

[ajay @1meajay]

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Hall of Fame
- 2026

Take your flowers @1meajay

[Dan Shapiro @DanielBShapiro]

Trump can post whatever he likes. But there is zero, I mean zero, chance the IDF would conduct a strike in that location without giving CENTCOM full visibility.

Trump knew (and approved). Now he realizes it caused a major escalation with Iran's (entirely unjustified) attacks on Gulf energy targets.

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🚨🇰🇵🇺🇸 BREAKING: "No one is trying to regime change North Korea because they have nukes. Get Nukes as soon as you can because you are going to get regime changed if you dont"

— Tucker Carlson

[CNN @CNN]

The US military was likely responsible for the strike on an elementary school in southern Iran that killed scores of children, the deadliest incident of civilian casualties in the US and Israel's almost week-long war with Iran, according to CNN and expert analysis of evidence. https://t.co/uCUkNC3kne

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

This is brilliant strategically:

• Destroy all US assets in neighbouring countries

• Punish those countries for their cooperation with war criminals

• Watch those countries realise the US is not a good ally as it does nothing to help them

• Make them feel the pain of their bad decisions, so they’re reluctant to repeat them

• Then offer them peace, stability and an end to their suffering provided they do not permit US presence again

[Mal. Imran U. Wakili (PULLO) 👑 #iSTANDWITHELRUFAI @IU_Wakilii]

Mallam Nasir El-Rufai 👂👂👂

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

There was a time on Twitter NG when once you'd see a handle called "Yusuf" or "Abubakar" or "Abdullahi", you knew you were about to hear the dumbest, most delusional word salad in defense of anything related to Muhammadu Buhari.

Then a few years later, once you saw "Niyi", "Segun" or "Yemi", you knew you were about to hear some brain dead, mentally deranged nonsense in support of anything to do with Bola Tinubu.

Now history is repeating itself, because once you see "Chidi", "China" or "Emeka", you know you're about to hear something completely unhinged and mentally retarded in support of anything to do with Israel or Donald Trump.

It's weirdly comforting to see these patterns play out, because it reaffirms what I have always known - Nigerians collectively exist at the exact same mental level. Some Nigerians have managed to convince themselves that their ethnic group is somehow less ignorant than other ones, but the reality is that all of you are the exact same kind of low-information dummy.

Whether it's Yusuf that shines shoes, or unemployed Kunle that plays Sportybet, or spare parts Chidi, all of you are EXACTLY as retarded as each other, and you deserve to be in the same country with each other. There will be no Arewa Republic, Oduduwa Republic or Biafra - all of you are either going to develop brains together, or you will die together as you've been doing.

Whenever you wake up.

[Pajana @_mubbie_]

Well deserved, carlito.

[Carlos Alcaraz @carlosalcaraz]

AND WE DID IT!!! ❤️

[Pajana @_mubbie_]

@TheTennisLetter Even Djokovic was in disbelief.

[Pajana @_mubbie_]

@itsfarhan_ahmad @theMadridZone @diarioas Signing Mbappe was a bad move for Real Madrid.

[Pajana @_mubbie_]

@selinatasnim1 Need

[Woye @woye1]

WILL MY BANK ACCOUNT BE BLOCKED from January 1, 2026, IF I DON’T HAVE TIN? Answer: NO sir/Ma.

1: Question: Will transfers and deposits into my account be taxed?

-(a): Answer: No. moving money through POS, bank transfers, deposits or withdrawals IS NOT A TAXABLE EVENT. Only INCOME EARNED is taxed.

2: Question: which individuals does the Nigerian Tax law apply to:

-(a): Answer: it applies to all individuals who earn income in Nigeria- workers, traders, content creators, influencers, remote workers and to Nigerians earning income abroad if they are tax residents in Nigeria.

3: Question: I am a student with no job. Do I pay tax?

-(a): Answer: No, if you have no taxable income, you won’t pay tax.

4: Question: Will the money I keep in my bank account be taxed?

-(a): Answer: No. simply holding money in a bank account is not taxable. Only income such as salary, biz profit or interest is taxed.

5: Question: Will I pay tax on loans borrowed from Fairmoney or other lenders?

-(a): Answer: No. loans are not income and are therefore not taxable. However, the interest earned by the lender will be taxed.

6: Question: I run a one-man business: Do I pay PERSONAL or COMPANY Income Tax?!

-(a): Answer: if registered as a business name (enterprise) you pay Personal Income Tax. (PIT).

-(b): If registered as a Limited Liability Company, you pay Company Income Tax (CIT)

7: Question: If I sell shares and make profit, will I pay tax?

-(a): Answer: No, provided the values of shares sold does not exceed N150 million and the gain is not above N10 million.

-(b): Gains above N10 million becomes taxable.

8:Question: are military salaries taxable?

-(a): No, salaries of military officers are now exempt from tax.

9: Question: I am a pensioner. Will my pension be taxed?

-(a): Answer: No. approved pension and retirement benefits remain tax -exempt.

[Bulama Bukarti, PhD @bulamabukarti]

In the same speech, Nicki Minaj spoke about the targeting of Nigerian Christians and claimed to care, yet she also plugged herself and even laughed. That’s how seriously they take our lives.