Grey

your friendly neighborhood goblin they/he

[Grey @_murderdyke]

I hope you die together, your lives are jokes to me

[nina @ninagrewrites]

dating someone who tries their best to nurture and understand the versions of yourself that made you who you are today: the inner child wanting to be heard, the inner teen wanting to be seen, as well as growing alongside the beautiful versions of yourself to come. that’s the aim.

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

"pronouns are confusing" what the fuck is football. genuinely what the fuck is going on in football. i am 23 years old and i have never once in my life grasped what the fuck is going on in football.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Yes, the person making food at McDonalds should be able to afford rent and groceries with their paycheck.

[VENUS ENVY @VenusEnvyDrag]

"But how will I explain drag to my children??"

Your children practice hiding from an active shooter at school on a monthly basis. They can handle learning that adults play dress up.

[lara 𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𖤣𖥧 @fakeltfIower]

guys take shrooms and realise the same things a 13 year old girl understood after listening to the 1975 once

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

I think someone should’ve tried domesticating bears 10,000 years ago. We really missed the mark with that. Could be cuddled up with a bear right now but whatever.

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

in honor of Jane Austen’s birthday today, don’t forget to tell someone “if I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more”

[Stephen Hopkins @phil_lol_ogist]

Babe, don't forget to put the biblically accurate angel atop the tree

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

me staring at my man when he asks me what I wanna eat

[{♡〕 @eerie0013529]

i’m not like other girls i’m wayyyy harder to love and be around

[Erika Hersteria Heidewald @erikaheidewald]

remember that wild news story around ten years ago about the guy who did a bunch of bath salts, attacked a random guy, and ate his face off? did you know he wasn’t actually on bath salts? yeah the cops made that up to justify more drug arrests. he ate that guy’s face 100% sober

[grovy @grovymango]

yall. please take care of ur health bc there are evil ppl in med school im so serious

[Matthew Mercer @matthewmercer]

Should… should I warn them?

[barclay travis ➡️ 🦋 @barclaywrites]

happy ten year anniversary to none pizza with left beef