Hannah

Muser,Stormer,Set It Off ❤ Also love: Derren Brown,Starset,Will Young,& Dylan (female singer)! Disney,Impractical Jokers,Marvel,animals. Concerts,films,& TV ❤

[Hannah @_muser_forever]

Saturday night was awesome! 😄 @starsetonline you did not disappoint! It was my first time seeing you guys & it definitely won't be the last!

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Our team was merged with a much larger team and we were told we would be made redundant. 3 years later and all our work has been transferred to other people but they seem to have forgotten about us. I literally am being paid to do nothing but we're all just keeping our heads down

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When we had a new bathroom fitted at the old house I specified a rainfall shower. Wife hated it and I never understood why, I thought it was brilliant. Recently moved house and the new en-suite has a separate shower head. Very powerful. Wife loves it. The penny has now dropped.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I once shared a house with a guy who didn't see the point of separating knives, forks and spoons in the cutlery drawer and just threw them in randomly. I often fantasised about murdering him.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I keep blue windscreen washer in an old AdBlue (diesel exhaust fluid) tub and leave it on my drive by my porch. One day someone stole it and I take great pleasure in knowing they've filled their vehicle with windscreen washer instead of AdBlue.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I've been using Waitrose's self scan as a method to shoplift meat for so long, the MyWaitrose app now sends me coupons for vegetarian food.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

21 & lost my first serious girlfriend in uni and decided the best cure was to follow the example of the film Yes Man starring Jim Carrey. I would not recommend this and have 2 tattoos I hate, fear of the sea and a missing tooth from a fight with a Frenchman as a result. 0/10.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I’m back in a jumper!!!

[Christie Whelan @Christie_Whelan]

i didn’t anyway, but i would never buy Neutrogena now. A product targeted to women but who doesn’t support an ambassador discussing post partum depression? Vomit.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Until last week, men over 50 were entitled to a free PSA prostate cancer check. But the government has now decided to withdraw that right. I cannot for the life of me work out what their reasoning might be.

[Christie Whelan @Christie_Whelan]

In a country where Football and its players are always held in the highest regard, can you imagine the bravery it took for a woman to report anything against these Swans players? knowing what the cost was going to be ?

[Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 @RottenTomatoes]

Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black, Karen Gillan, and Kevin Hart star in the new trailer for #Jumanji: Open World.

In theaters December 25.

[Hannah @_muser_forever]

Awwwwww!! ❤

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

The female cheetah calls the male cheetah to come to her side, and the result...

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I’m howling my ass off💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀

[GaryD20 Games @GaryD20Games]

Pspspspsp! 🎲😺

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

One minute you’re young and wild, the next you’re constantly being told your phone torch is turned on.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is a bed bug. She's very cute, and we actually wouldn't mind an infestation of this particular bed bug. But please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

Jodrell Bank is the most visible causality of UKRI’s short sighted ‘vision’ for science, but as you’ll see below, there are many other valuable UK facilities and collaborations at risk. We became aware of the problem in the autumn of last year. It is not a result of the overall funding settlement for science after the spending review, which was quite generous I would say in the circumstances. Neither as far as we can tell is it a direct decision by ministers (all of whom have now gone in any case). Rather the problems appears to have been caused by senior management at UKRI focusing on short term economic ‘impact’ (whatever that means) rather than doing their job as custodians of the foundations of science. What must happen now is that the new ministerial team make the time (and space ;-)) to review the upcoming catastrophe, and instruct UKRI to do their job and focus on making Britain the best place in the world to do science, now and in the future.