Ashley Gutierrez

grad student and dog mom just trying to get by

[Ashley Gutierrez @_mustASHe]

My advice to everyone is to develop a thick skin but not to lose ur softness. Like moisturize spiritually

[coppertone bb @coppertonebb]

u ever eat salmon so good it makes u feel like a grizzly bear standing in the river

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“bro” n “dude” but romantically

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

Working your job while working on your mental health while working on your relationships while working on physical health while working on your family while working on sleep habits while working on self-care while working on exercise while working on personal goals while working

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

bro wtf are you supposed to do while people are singing happy birthday to you

[Dree @Curly_Dree]

How come 8 hours at home take 20 mins but 8 hours at work take 6 days 🫣🤣😂

[zach @McKeeZach]

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

[Emery Smith @_EmerySmith]

I just saw a TikTok about how self-isolation during moments of being overwhelmed shows a direct correlation to problem-solving alone as a child. Whew, it me.

[🐌 @Wheeema]

Hotel air conditioners are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning

[Ashley Gutierrez @_mustASHe]

@buccimane59 @CSiemsen73 #teamdoors

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

the thing about me is im gonna sit. i don’t care if there is no chair. i’ll plop down on a table, i’ll balance on a guard rail, i’ll put my butt on dirty pavement but you will never catch me standing

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i know my boyfriend’s not an empath bc he walks really fast while im wearing heels

[. @naledimashishi]

I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion

[💫 pro abortion anti cop 💫 @queenozymandias]

URGENT VETERINARY SCIENCE REQUEST: does my dog know what I'm doing when I kiss his forehead? Does he know it means I love him

[Sean Bair Flannery @sean_m_flannery]

An under-discussed effect of COVID is how we kind of lost casual friends. The incidental buddies you ran into at a BBQ, holiday party or softball game- just rapture-like disappeared. Now everyone you talk to is either coworker or 1 of the 5 most important people you've ever known

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

i don’t irish exit, i american withdraw (make a big show about leaving and then linger indefinitely)