SK levels

[𝙊𝙏𝙊 @BILE_TWEETZ]

My South African mind can't fathom having uninterrupted electricity for 6 straight years

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

Going to work at 7am knowing a woman who murdered her 3 kids somehow got over $1.3 million in donations.

[GT Atas @GodstimeAtas]

A chronic masturbator in China and Europe will still achieve success faster than a celibate person in Nigeria.
Geography contributes more to your success than your sexual habits.

[𝙶𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚊𝚎♕ @gabbaeby]

Tukona Jomo Kenyatta huku mollys wah💀

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Africa is a very strange continent. A dollar billionaire dies in a plane crash and more than 24 hours later, no company has come out to mourn it's founder.

[Enock Bett @ThisIsBett]

All is not vanity. He lived his life like a god. You can never come closer to the quality of life he had even if you are blessed to live for 150 years.

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Life catches up with you so fast.

You no longer want to live in that bedsitter. You move a bit uptown, closer to work and a bigger house.

Matatus become disgusting all over sudden. Getting into the office smelling sweat is a no no. You buy that mazda CX5 to commute to work

🧵

[Wa Kanuthu @Kaluluu]

Ole Sereni → Gitaru — Southern Bypass
Gitaru → Ndenderu — Western Bypass
Ndenderu → Membley — Northern Bypass
Membley → City Cabanas — Eastern Bypass

Basically a full Nairobi bypass loop without touching the CBD.

And funnily they are all connected to form a circle

[Local Mid Dealer @IsThatSemajj]

baby it’s 2026 you gone have to start FUCKING fr on camera

[Social Constructor @mgongi_]

Ethiopians and Rwandans owe Kenyans an explanation. On social media Your countries look more awesome than ours, why are your people running to Kenya to do menial jobs and small scale trade?

[Kenya Prisons Service @PrisonsKe]

Stay safe, Obey the Law, Avoid Crime. #TGIF

[Ndeti @dndeti]

You don’t test in production @KCBInKenya . What is all this

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

ROLLING LOUD INDIA 2026

DECEMBER 12 — 13 🚨

▫️ Lineup to be announced

[Mamachikoko🐓 @Mirembelj]

Now who hurt my boda guy🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[Ali @ali_hld13]

Miami Sheriff: “We don’t want GTA 6 ads. We shouldn’t portray Miami like this!”

Meanwhile NYC in 2008:

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

No flinching while shooting with one hand, I don't even want to know what this guy was doing during the war

[🧸 @_y3maya]

“but you were the brightest among your peers”

just give me your keys and wallet ma

[mestre celo @chuchu_back]

O RH quando recebe currículos*

[LuBu.🪁🎐🪻 @LuBu0072]

I been on the floor for 10 minutes 😭

[Stallion83 @Stallion83]

Before disc‑to‑digital, the Series S couldn’t touch your physical games.

Now you can drop those discs into an Xbox One or Series X, claim the digital license, and your Series S will play them.