Ndeti

Cloud. Coffee. Code. Infrastructure. Net-Sec. Ops. Sarcastica.

[𒋻 @AdiiiFCB]

Picture so historic that UNICEF itself came out to verify it lol

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

Aston Villa is pleased to announce Visit Rwanda as the club’s Principal Partner, Official Tourism Partner and Official Coffee Provider. 🤝

[Francisco Cunha @OnDisasters]

This one was for real... Scene from "Tora, Tora, Tora", depicting the attack on one of Pearl Harbor´s airfields. This was "for real"; as the R/C prop aircraft built for the movie went out of control, so the extras are really running for their lives.

[Nusrat Mohammed 🎯 @reelwithnusrat]

Does anyone have any information on what happened to this racoon in Mombasa?
People can be so ignorant when it comes to animal welfare

[honest30bgfan @honest30bgfan_]

For those of you saying the previous viral video of Nigeria Air Force helicopter landing was good enough, here is another video from 2025 during their training. Can’t you see how clean this one is 😂😂

[Torgbuigà @Mr_Ceyram]

Former special force. Wants to mind his business until something drags him back into action. Right?

[Ndeti @dndeti]

@PresKyallo Halafu hapo after retrieving the guy, no one is sweeping their backs to check, 😂😂😂

[Ndeti @dndeti]

What a landing!

[Zagazola @ZagazOlaMakama]

Crazy display of rescue by the Nigerian Army Aviation at the NADCEL 2026

[Ndeti @dndeti]

@kinjeketile Missions must be documented

[David Amunga ⚡️ @davidamunga_]

diabolically mediocre lol

[Ory Okolloh-Mwangi @kenyanpundit]

A short story regarding the closed Central Park (abominable given the desperate need for green public spaces in Nairobi). …also @Kenyajudiciary @CJMarthaKoome what is not happening at the courts?

[Ndeti @dndeti]

🤣🤣🤣

[Thomas J Woods @TomWoodstom]

So I bit the bullet and took my drawer of old useless cables to the recycling. The stuff everyone has, unused for years, lying around. The cables designed for God knows what, God knows when.

2 days later I can tell you categorically: don't do this.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

A Bill before Parliament seeks to require internet providers to assign every user a unique internet meter number, track usage in real time, and submit annual records to the Communications Authority.

ICJ Kenya has raised concerns that the proposal could enable mass surveillance and weaken privacy protections

[Wolf Totem 🐺 @CanisLupus003]

You have to have gotten on Mama Elephant's absolute last nerve to be hoisted and carried away like this.

[Mike @Mike_Kutola]

A Bill before Parliament seeks to force ISPs to assign every subscriber a unique internet meter number, track usage in real time and submit annual records to the Communications Authority.

ICJ Kenya warns it could enable mass surveillance with weak privacy safeguards.

[Flightradar24 @flightradar24]

🇺🇸2️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ and a 🗺️

An impressive flight path so far by this Cessna Skylane. 4.5 hours and counting. https://t.co/aMxUBPzXV3

[Kenyan Facts 🇰🇪 @KResearcher]

This speed camera thing is just a mess if not hilarious. So you have 4 groups driving on the same road. First group thinks they are in a 50KM section,so they are slow. The 2nd group thinks its a 80KM section, fast but cautious at 60-70KMs, then another group thinks its a 110KM section, eyes fixed on speedometers. The 4th group does not care, they are flying. The first three are driving but half the time their eyes are on their speedometers. All these drivers are driving on the same road and its a mess.

[BleepingComputer @BleepinComputer]

Hackers target Microsoft 365 accounts with 81 million login attempts
https://t.co/4oCB4Q3XZN

https://t.co/4oCB4Q3XZN

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

The board called an emergency meeting to discuss our enterprise AI strategy.

Every executive in the room was panicking about falling behind the innovation curve.

They asked me how quickly we could deploy our own LLM.

I told them I'd already initiated a proprietary machine learning protocol last night.

They were absolutely stunned by my agility.

The CEO asked for a demonstration of our new AI capabilities.

I opened my laptop and showed them a spreadsheet that automatically sorts customer emails by date.

It's a basic Excel macro I wrote 12 years ago.

I just renamed the file to Neural_Network_Node_01.

I told them the system uses predictive chronological sequencing to optimize our communication funnel.

I said it operates on a closed-loop algorithmic framework to ensure data privacy.

The VP of Sales literally started clapping.

He said this was exactly the kind of disruptive thinking we needed.

They authorized a $50K bonus for me for taking initiative.

I nodded humbly and promised to keep pushing the boundaries of our tech stack.

I'm taking the $50K and buying a vintage pinball machine for my basement.

AI isn't the future of technology.

AI is just the newest magic word you use to extract money from terrified executives.

I'm going to spend the rest of the day watching YouTube tutorials on how to refurbish pinball flippers.