babysitter

[babysitter @_mybt]

@adnardn His squat pose got me 😭😭

[GG @GarryGates]

Early nominee for video of the year. 😂

[anak bidan 🎈 @tempeultra]

No one:
Literally no one:

Pestapora:

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Imagine explaining this to your insurance company. 😂😂

[Chris Hemsworth @chrishemsworth]

Bring Me Thanos!!!

[liv 🐻🐝 @belqvedrue]

NOT THEM ALL SMOKING CIGARETTES IM CRYING 😭�

[babysitter @_mybt]

@jellypastaa Baru 2 minggu, ada bapak (kita jalan berlawanan arah) tiba2 bilang "hati hati ada yg motong rumput disana, batunya kena kepala saya" bahaya banget ini mesin

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Man says he was "gettin some girls" when he heard shots that left one person injured at a massive pool party in Maryland.

Best interview of the year.

According to detectives, the incident happened after someone pulled out a gun once a fight broke out.

"I was getting some girls and, you know what I'm saying? It was a couple girls over here that I was talking to. It was a couple girls over there that I was talking to outta nowhere."

"Next thing you know, I see cu like come out, like cu came out. I'm like, I like, Hey cu what going on? Cu I walked up to him."

"I apply pressure on his wound 'cause I'm a firefighter and stuff..."

"They said he was shot in the head... Whoa. So I put like, I put like my hand on his head and then like when I put it on the head like that."

"So I told him to grab my hand, grab my hand, and he was holding pressure on my hand. Like that, that, that really it. So then police came and firefighters came, ambulance came and like that."

"August 3rd. I mean, what date is it?"

According to the police department, the man was taken to the hospital and is in stable condition.

Video: @ScottThuman

[O.A @snrmanOA]

Even my own story, I’m the villain.

[Maximum Derek @CapSteveRogers]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[Tukang Mobil Mobilan @MasMasBiassaa]

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Kalo Mazda 2 terlalu sempit & Mazda CX5 terlalu mahal, maka solusi yang pas yaa si Mazda CX-3 ini.

Kadang sayatuh heran kenawhy para LC, pUrel & Ani ani jarangbet yang pake nih mobil.
Padahal nih mobil loh enak, irit, fiturnya seabreg, handlingnya wenak, tenaganya ada & pastinya keliatan mwahaaall.

Meskipun yang ini cuman dibekalin mesin 1.5cc which is mesin yang plek ketiplek sama kek mesinnya Mazda 2, tapi beneran, tenaganya gada boyo boyonya sama sekalii.

Tau Honda Freed kan? naahh... Doi kan basisnya Honda Jazz yah, kerasa banget underpowerednya kan kalo di freed, nah tapi Mazda CX3 ini loh engga, bahkan di tarikan bawahnya juga masih tetep ada padahal dimensinya lebih gede dibandingkan Mazda 2, good job Mazda.

Beloman lagi urusan handling & suspensi, kalo di Mazda 2 agak tergolong keras, tapi entah somehow di Mazda CX-3 ini bisa seempuk & seproper itu alias stabil, gabikin sakit pantat dan pastinya ga mentul mentul yang kadang bikin mual.

Kesimpulannya?

Mobil yang sangat gampang dibawanya, cocok buat dalkot yang sering stop & go sama mewajibkan selap selip, dan yg paling penting adalah : cocok buat mama mama muda buat antar jemput anak sekolah/les karena setirnya enteng banget, jadi gabakal bikin lengan kalian segede lengannya Ronda Rousey, wkwkwk

Jadi, mending beli HR-V atau CX-3 dong?
- Kalau suka nyetir, spirited driving, CX-3. Kalau nggak suka mobil standar dan suka modif, ambil HR-V.
- Resale value Mazda ga sejelek itu. Cek aja harga bekas CX-3, masih tergolong tinggi. Jadi menurut saya HRV is not a big deal anymore dalam menentukan dua pilihan ini.
- Servis Mazda dan Honda sama-sama mahal. Jadi jangan termakan propaganda servis mahall wkwkwkwk

Wes monggo...

Mazda CX-3 Sport 1.5 AT 2022

NIK 2022/2022
Km 40rb
Warna abu-abu
B Genap
Pajak bulan 9 2024
Pajak pertahun 4jtan
Servis record di 40rb mazda bintaro baru 4 hari yang lalu
Surat lengkap (Stnk, bpkb, kunci serep, Faktur)
Buku servis lengkap
Tangan pertama
Atas nama pribadi
Mobil full original, minus tidak ada

Open 325 nego

WA : https://t.co/9KgdzMcHuX

[BiasalahAnakMuda @biasalahanakmud]

ketika masalah krisis properti diselesaikan oleh mindset asuransi pejabat bank 🤌🤌

mendingan hidup nomaden selamanya daripada dipaksa jadi peserta Tapera.

[ههههههههه Goes koetjing @XIJhinping]

@tanyakanrl Gw lagi nunggu orderan masuk
Tiba-tiba

"Bang ayo jalan!"

Cewek naik motor gw sembari nangis
Nepuk bahu gw, dimana gw lagi liatin HP

Gw:"Kemana,mba?"
Cewek:"pulang ke rumah"
Gw:"dimana?"
Cewek:"cempaka putih"
Gw:"oke,helm?"
Cewek:"tar aja,lagi sedih"

😂😂😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Asian women earn more than white men

[uis. @queerisy]

kemarin 2 hari nginap di apartement daerah Pancoran 2BR PLS LIHAT ISI KAMARNYA GIMANA??!!?? BAGUS BANGET BERSIHHH ++ LENGKAP!!!! 😭❤️

bahkan ada mesin cuci.. dengan fasilitas selengkap dan kamar sebagus ini.. cuma 350Ribu permalam.. bisa 4 sampai 5 orang…

[Heidi @HeidiBriones]

you'd be making your own cake even if you were married, honey.

[Satan @s8n]

what the fuck