✯ ɐpɐu

[lesbian yaoi commander ⁷ @luffyfromatl]

Argentina lost, messi looks devastated, Kylian golden boot + all time scorer, yamal brother got sumn to celebrate, and Jude still fine as hell. Maybe this was OUR World Cup.

[✯ ɐpɐu @_nada_ny]

ENZO FERNANDEZ RED CARD THANK YOU ALLAH

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

you can just say "okay" when someone tells you to do something and not do it. i learned that from men

[هاي©️ @Haeldian]

Imagine telling Messi back then you’ll be facing this baby in a World Cup final in 20 years😭😭😭 this is genuinely some AOT level writing

[✯ ɐpɐu @_nada_ny]

This world cup final

[✯ ɐpɐu @_nada_ny]

That’s athena fr

[zendaya archives٠࣪⭑ @zendayaarchives]

DIVINE!

[🕷️ @mayvward]

neymar out, ronaldo out, one more left

[✯ ɐpɐu @_nada_ny]

New piercings came out uneven

[lauren 🖤🏒 @laurennkara]

melbourne central is the chemist warehouse of shopping centres

[LesGrenadiers🇭🇹 🇭🇹 @_Stemfem]

Women need to stop acting like it's a moral failing when other women have body shapes they don't like. What is it to you that a woman doesn't have wide hips?

[ًً @stoyatel]

in your twenties you're going to experience a sudden shift in your parents behavior to be more kind and supportive towards you that for some unknown reason couldn't have come earlier despite their past behavior contributing to your deeply troubling mental issues they disregarded

[max @lynchinist]

all my movie tickets i saved from 2025 are completely white

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @munkimoder]

patient says "i have no allergies", so i give them morphine for their pain.
at hospital, doc asks any allergies? i say no. patient interrupts: "actually, opioids" and shows her epipen.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

girls will survive horrors beyond comprehension and still give love and light and keep it pushing but a man who had one fuckass breakup at 15 will make it his entire personality and be an asshole forever

[✯ ɐpɐu @_nada_ny]

Canon event

[. @emmasarchivee]

watching Little Women and relating so hard to Jo because she thought platonic love was all she needed to be happy then watched everyone she loves prioritise romantic love before her and realizing how lonely she was without romance despite how much she detested wanting it.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation

[✯ ɐpɐu @_nada_ny]

This year so far