Nalani

Chaos is what killed the dinosaur, darling

[ava @avagraciee]

i’ve never needed a shirt more

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

stop drinking beers with queers and come smoke sativa with a diva

[d @xziggyyx]

ofc, i’m a lesbian

[☠️ Lost 😷 || mostly on bsky 🦋 ☠️ @FallenRockstars]

Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

things that feel sooo good when you’re a little tipsy
-sending a flirty text
-eating salt n’ vinegar kettle chips
-hearing your friend say “can i be
mean for a second?”
-doing finger-guns
-whitney houston’s “i wanna dance
with somebody”

[current (sh)it girl ⚢ @crpltnnl]

bought a vibrator that can connect to spotify and i just wanted you all to know that i think this is how pierce the veil was meant to be listened to

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

sabrina carpenter should peg someone next to balance the scales

[Nalani @_nalaniilee]

I wish cats could invite their little cat friends over, like there’s a knock at the door & it’s Tigers little friends coming by to hang

[violet 🧠🐀 @daintysloth]

i’m only interested in an eiffel tower if the boys have a big flirty crush on each other

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

I was being sheepish about spending $200 on a dress and my husband goes, “well maybe it would help if you thought about it as a $100 top and a $100 bottom?”

Where did he learn girl math??

[jim (normal) @nissan_roguer]

Stop eating chick peas with the pick mes and come have some lentils with the mentals

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

when i did ❄️ with a 47-year-old mother of two from accounting... life changing

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

gonna “you know what would be sooo funny” my way into more Eiffel towers

[Nalani @_nalaniilee]

Join my fan club ✨✨

[jizzlane maxxxwell @dankcharnley]

your password must contain a character... with a tragic backstory

[alfie @alfienxo]

You ever notice that people who date your exes think you hate them lmao like relax idc it’s your time to suffer

[⌬ @boymanagerx]

Yeah, but we don't talk anymore

[discolita @clubdiscolita]

kinda beautiful

[taylor 🕸️ @taylorhxll_]

i need a femme sitting on my lap while she runs her fingers through my hair