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[🪿 @GussyPurgle]

Thought this was Harry Hamlin & Lisa Rinna for a sec

[joe @JoeStokowski]

you should get fridays off of work if you're an AMC stubs a-list member

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Your honor my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

[꩜ ⥉ 𝐣𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥 ꩜ ⥉ moved accts! @apollodotorg]

i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up

[NM @_nancymurph]

Is this guy the final boss of ginormous turkey teeth holy shit

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Freddie and his dad. 🥹

[Austin Brown @Austin_Vols]

Just to recap:

1) Connor Stalions filmed Tennessee and Clemson sidelines for calls

2) South Carolina becomes unstoppable in wins vs TN and Clemson

3) Shane Beamer was fined $25k for accepting a leaked game plans back in the 2010’s

4) Reports say that Michigan may have leaked their information to another team to help their playoff chances

5) South Carolina’s DC was Harbaugh’s DB coach in 2009

6) South Carolina’s entire defense wore wristbands for the Tennessee game. The only game they did that all year

[gill @contactabrother]

ur honor u lowkey weren’t there

[NM @_nancymurph]

@WFG_DEN .@dcarterruff 😭😭

[charlie @chunkbardey]

having a rly productive day. haven’t like accomplished anything yet but in terms of attitude

[NM @_nancymurph]

Why do men feel the need to repost something from every sporting event/draft/playoff/championship etc. tiger woods could drink a glass of water and it would be on every 16-45 year old man’s story

[NM @_nancymurph]

Listen if y’all don’t want to work just say it don’t hate on someone who turned a sex tape with a d-list rapper into a billion dollar business

[NM @_nancymurph]

No no yeah thank god you all posted the super bowl halftime to your story I never would have seen it otherwise

[NM @_nancymurph]

@m0llycule This one time in barthhhhelona

[NM @_nancymurph]

Does Armie Hammer still want to barbecue and eat people or was he just going through a phase?

[NM @_nancymurph]

@itsbeeekdoh “The trick is to curl away from your face”

[NM @_nancymurph]

Gotta be a correlation between Peep eaters and emotional terrorists

[Kim. @_KimChanel_]

The Popeyes chicken sandwich thing was really chaotic why were y’all acting like that

[NM @_nancymurph]

Me at 18: I can’t wait to be in my 20s and on my own ✨✨✨
Me at 27: My Soda Stream is the only reason I wake up in the morning