Tesco just arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock’
I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’.
TV Licence man just been at my door.
He said, "Have you got a TV?"
I said "No"
He said ,"You must have, you have an aerial on the roof!"
I said, "I've got milk in the fridge, but it doesn't mean I've got a fucking cow in the garden!"
🚨BREAKING: A POLICE OFFICER AND AN MP RAN A GROOMING GANG IN LONDON 🇬🇧
These allegations have been made by Andy Hughes after an LBC investigation❗️
Not only has Sadiq Khan LIED when he said there are no grooming gangs in Londo, they contain police officers and MPs ⚠️
Turns out the “two teenagers from Leamington” were actually Afghan asylum seekers.
And the “young woman” was a 15-year-old girl they kidnapped and raped in a park.
But apparently once they hop off a dinghy at Dover they become as British as the rest of us. Gutter reporting.
Huge respect for Jofra Archer for prioritising Test cricket above all else. He could have easily jacked it in years ago, and earned a pretty penny around the franchise world.
But he’s grafted day in, day out, to make it here. And he’s bowling wheels! A delight. #Ashes2025