Nathan David

I promise I am not Aziz Ansari.

[Nathan David @_nathandavid]

If you’re not into a punter getting an unnecessary roughness penalty, I️ don’t want to know you.

[Nathan David @_nathandavid]

@pablofindsout @DavidPSamson It’s nothing personal David

[Nathan David @_nathandavid]

@andrewtwalker This is literally what you do with your every word on this platform lol

[Nathan David @_nathandavid]

@_Zeets Was weird that Mckennie and Pepi joined in too

[Nathan David @_nathandavid]

@MichaelRyanRuiz It’s also hilarious because Mckennie and Pepi did it too. I think it’s common knowledge that Pulisic is conservative but the dance is just becoming a thing. Has nothing to do with people’s actual politics lol.

You can see the video @usmntonly

[Nathan David @_nathandavid]

@andrewtwalker I too remember when Jesus mocked the thief on the cross. Classic biblical story. He hated that guy and made him feel like an idiot. You’re crushing it. Way to follow his example!

[Nathan David @_nathandavid]

@GalaxyPodcast You think he plays center forward?

[Nathan David @_nathandavid]

Why do I like soccer #USMNT

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Alyssa Naeher is an American hero, punched a Canadian square in the face and then minutes later single-handedly won the shootout. I think she's the President now

[Nathan David @_nathandavid]

@ussoccer @opencup So disgraceful.

[Nathan David @_nathandavid]

I try not to do outrage on this thing but this is so beyond disappointing. What a joke.

[U.S. Soccer @ussoccer]

The format for the 2024 Lamar Hunt U.S. @OpenCup, which includes 96 teams from across the amateur and professional ranks playing a total of 95 games from March to September, has been finalized » https://t.co/ccvULXEyrJ

[Nathan David @_nathandavid]

@11Yanks So you just steal exact takes from the @TotalSoccerShow ? Give credit where it’s due!

[Nathan David @_nathandavid]

@andrewtwalker Ya I remember that story about the road to Damascus where Jesus was like let the dude die. Protect your borders. Glad we’re a proper Christian nation letting people die for fun. Nice work protecting the gospels!

[Nathan David @_nathandavid]

Miami gonna ship 3 and score 5 goals a game

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

I still think Inter Miami’s preferred formation will be 4-3-3 but I think we’ll see a ton of this 3-5-2 this year.

Alba and Gressel constantly getting forward, two CMs next to Busquets to carry the dirty work/ground covering, Messi gets a free role next to Suarez/Campana

[Nathan David @_nathandavid]

My hottest take: Most talented USWNT midfielder of all time. Gonna miss watching her!

[Samantha Mewis @sammymewy]

Thank you ❤️

[Nathan David @_nathandavid]

@eastdeflection @puckhead48e @jakehteach @ByDougMcIntyre He literally said “absolutely” you idiot lol.

[Nathan David @_nathandavid]

@11Yanks @ByDougMcIntyre @FOXSoccer Lol. He said he wants to finish his career in MLS and win the Copa America. Am I missing something?

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

Nobody:

Not one person:

Not a single living being in the entire universe:

The two parties: Let’s run back the 2020 election in 2024!

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

The LA Galaxy has parted ways with technical director Jovan Kirovski. He had been technical director since 2013.

[Nathan David @_nathandavid]

OMG I CAN GO TO GAMES AGAIN

[LA Galaxy @LAGalaxy]

LA Galaxy part ways with Technical Director Jovan Kirovski.

[Nathan David @_nathandavid]

@cboehm In my opinion, its a bit overrated. Particularly the one in anaheim doesnt have the vibes you want if youre going to Roscoes. Long Beach one is way better. Thanks for all your writing. Youre one of the best out there right now!