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not a funny being but like funny things.

[AG @_newtotweeter]

@Uber_Support hey! I need help for a code that’s not working even though it’s good until the 20th- I sent a dm.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

BERNIE TALK ABOUT WHY YOU ARE ELECTABLE USE THOSE FUCKING WORDS, "I AM BETTER AT BEATING TRUMP" ITS NOT THAT HARD- JESUS CHRIST I WANNA DIE

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Joe Biden just lied AGAIN during the #DemDebate.

He just lied and said he *NEVER* called for cuts to Social Security.

Here is Joe Biden calling for cuts to Social Security.

[AG @_newtotweeter]

I want Bernie. There... I said it. #Bernie2020

[AG @_newtotweeter]

I’m really good at giving advice to others but I can’t give that shit to myself... I don’t know if that shows hypocrisy or the lack of self-love I have. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[AG @_newtotweeter]

Am I the only one who thinks Kayne West’s Sunday Service could be a cult? But also, like... how do I join?!

[AG @_newtotweeter]

YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT? What kind of person threatens that? WHAT A SHITTY PERSON.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

There is no reason for these massive, deadly and costly forest fires in California except that forest management is so poor. Billions of dollars are given each year, with so many lives lost, all because of gross mismanagement of the forests. Remedy now, or no more Fed payments!

[AG @_newtotweeter]

IM DEAD 😂😂😂

[Bloo @BloosClues]

A DMV employee dressed up as a sloth 💀😭

[AG @_newtotweeter]

You know what’s worse than a sea of sharks? A see of children hyped on sugar in costumes that have swords/wands/lightsabers that constantly get swung around. It’s my worst nightmare...

[AG @_newtotweeter]

I came to the realization today that I’m willing to give a random person my money to take me places, bring me food, and buy my groceries because but I can’t give a random person money who may need it more than me. That’s a huge slap in the face to re-evaluate my selfishness.

[AG @_newtotweeter]

I’m very disappointed in this country and who is being allowed to lead it. I’ll never understand how you can be so blinded by your own party that your unable to see the wrong and what this is doing to the country that you so badly want to make great.

[AG @_newtotweeter]

I just a good 5 minute conversation with our Lyft driver about French Fries and where the best came from & we agreed on everything... I think I’m in love.

[AG @_newtotweeter]

@Truman_Black @HG0412 we can fulfill our dream of getting high with them — but even better, while listening to their new music!!!

[AG @_newtotweeter]

Is it okay to cry at how much you miss Paris after seeing people post pics of being there? Because that’s my life every day.

[AG @_newtotweeter]

Love this product! Check it out if you want a great serum in your life! @olehenriksen @Influenster #skincrush #complimentary #contest

[AG @_newtotweeter]

Anybody ever feel like their own body is out to kill them? Because same. #mybodyhatesme

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[AG @_newtotweeter]

I was just informed that without a husband I am just a dumb blonde who exist. Well, at least I don’t need a “dumb blonde” on my arm to make me feel confident 🤷🏼‍♀️

[AG @_newtotweeter]

I swear guys have it so easy after marriage. All they have to say is they are married. While the girl as to bring every form of identification & paper showing she is who she says she is just because her last name has changed 🙃🙃