This lady working at TJ Maxx today said how pretty Laila was and asked how old she is and I said almost 2 and a half and she goes “is she still wearing diapers?” …………… like ma’am what the actual fuck is it to you if she’s wearing diapers or not??? Like what???
Also how do I tell Tim I measured incorrectly and the giant rug I asked him to take out from underneath all the bedroom furniture will in fact not fit in the den downstairs
Months ago Tim bought “me” a pregnancy pillow and giant fuzzy blanket… but every time I come to bed, cashew is imbedded in the fuzzy blanket and who do you think is snuggling the pregnancy pillow
I told Cashew to shut up and tapped his nose bc he was freaking out at a neighbor so Laila also told him to “SHUH UP!” And tapped his nose lmfao sooo gone are the days of reprimanding the dog
Why in the actual hell did they take the sauce spreading stick out of pizza lunchables was it really costing them that much extra to put a plastic f’ing stick in there