𝓛aila’s mom

TSP♡ Laila Joelle✿

[𝓛aila’s mom @_nickicoco]

😂😂😂😂

[🍸 @terrrryjr]

this shit get nappier by the FRAME

[𝓛aila’s mom @_nickicoco]

This lady working at TJ Maxx today said how pretty Laila was and asked how old she is and I said almost 2 and a half and she goes “is she still wearing diapers?” …………… like ma’am what the actual fuck is it to you if she’s wearing diapers or not??? Like what???

[𝓛aila’s mom @_nickicoco]

@lilbabiluluxo It worked out well for me that he’s always in a good mood on Christmas, and he also mismeasured something the next day😂

[𝓛aila’s mom @_nickicoco]

Also how do I tell Tim I measured incorrectly and the giant rug I asked him to take out from underneath all the bedroom furniture will in fact not fit in the den downstairs

[𝓛aila’s mom @_nickicoco]

Months ago Tim bought “me” a pregnancy pillow and giant fuzzy blanket… but every time I come to bed, cashew is imbedded in the fuzzy blanket and who do you think is snuggling the pregnancy pillow

[𝓛aila’s mom @_nickicoco]

Not amazon delivering two pairs of the same shoe when I only ordered one… *returns for Amazon credit*🤪

[𝓛aila’s mom @_nickicoco]

Honestly the worst part of being pregnant (besides heart burn) is dealing with god damn mother f’ing insurance!!!!!!

[𝓛aila’s mom @_nickicoco]

I told Cashew to shut up and tapped his nose bc he was freaking out at a neighbor so Laila also told him to “SHUH UP!” And tapped his nose lmfao sooo gone are the days of reprimanding the dog

[𝓛aila’s mom @_nickicoco]

It must be nice being a husband and never worrying about where your next roll of toilet paper is going to come from

[🍸 @terrrryjr]

sometimes wine don’t be enough

[𝓛aila’s mom @_nickicoco]

On that note we’re on week 29 and it looks like he’s running out of room already😅

[𝓛aila’s mom @_nickicoco]

Watching your baby move inside you is probably like top 3 coolest things in life

[𝓛aila’s mom @_nickicoco]

People that say they could eat Tums like candy… are you ok?

[𝓛aila’s mom @_nickicoco]

Why in the actual hell did they take the sauce spreading stick out of pizza lunchables was it really costing them that much extra to put a plastic f’ing stick in there

[𝓛aila’s mom @_nickicoco]

Tim brings an entire glass of water to bed every night and never touches it ever… as if the brita pitcher fills itself🙃

[𝓛aila’s mom @_nickicoco]

Not to be dramatic but I will die if I don’t get my hands on that Khy jumpsuit with the bow

[𝓛aila’s mom @_nickicoco]

Is it just me or are sour patch kids not sour at all anymore

[𝓛aila’s mom @_nickicoco]

And gushers

[𝓛aila’s mom @_nickicoco]

I am a full grown woman who is unashamed to admit I still feverishly love pizza lunchables

[𝓛aila’s mom @_nickicoco]

It’s so weird feeling this baby move around so early… like I can feel him doing laps😂