nicole malone

I invented the Ford F-150 and all I got was this rare breast cancer 🙄

[nicole malone @_nicolemalone]

went to my first all women’s AA meeting yesterday and it was incredible. I cant wait to go back and get to know these women. They are so cool. then I go to the dentist to get my teeth looked at and I have bone disease in my mouth from the chemo. Can’t just feel good for too long

[nicole malone @_nicolemalone]

Well since we’re all gonna be tweeting about the bills right now… Jesus fucking Christ

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Hunter Schafer says it would be ‘so cool’ to play Zelda in the upcoming live-action:

“I love the game, personally. I played it as a kid and I still play it now. Who knows! That would be pretty cool.”

[nicole malone @_nicolemalone]

Graduate by third eye blind is such a good song

[nicole malone @_nicolemalone]

Limp bizkits faith cover will always be a fucking banger. I’m feeding you to the wolves if you don’t agree

[nicole malone @_nicolemalone]

Love is being genuinely happy when your partner takes a good relieving poop

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

oh wow this the energy i need. he’s a real man, and not even because of the money because of the way he protects his wife energetically from this man condescending ass questions.

[ｃｈａｒ @__bytes]

diarrhea jane or whatever breaking benjamin said

[nicole malone @_nicolemalone]

@courtSANDS Tell ‘em!

[nicole malone @_nicolemalone]

@FuckBovice Pms probly

[nicole malone @_nicolemalone]

@s_laurenm Yup! The corona one is always my favorite bc its explodes and makes the loudest high pitch sound on the first step. I dropped a corona in a movie theater where the floor was concrete so I know how crazy the sound is… 🥴

[kesha @KeshaRose]

Yooo Jenelle from teen mom... you know I'm touring again?

[nicole malone @_nicolemalone]

@cheapthrillzz Exactly! He wasn’t fez he was a real person dealing with real shit that he was open about

[nicole malone @_nicolemalone]

@ewitt001 😂🥴

[nicole malone @_nicolemalone]

An Uber ride home

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@Bedroom_Wounds 🌹🌹❤️❤️🌹🌹!

[nicole malone @_nicolemalone]

..Because I bite them into oblivion..for everyone e who pretends they are not fucking insane.

[nicole malone @_nicolemalone]

I navigate my manic level on how low my finger nails are. I wish I was kidding

[nicole malone @_nicolemalone]

@Taruh_Blair What I would do to be on vacation with my parents

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@aplucknette Gets stuck in my head everytime I heart that lol