AlisonWonderland

Who me ?

[AlisonWonderland @aplucknette]

Just hopping on to say JoJo Siwa looks like she snacks on maxi pads

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

every government official over 70 should be required to drink this as a health test

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When my therapist laughs at my lil jokes

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

u know you mentally dominated a white dude if u can get him to say “fair enough”

[AlisonWonderland @aplucknette]

Idc how functional transition lenses are ..you scare me.

[AlisonWonderland @aplucknette]

I do what I please and you do what I ask :)

[AlisonWonderland @aplucknette]

The gyno office is poppin today

[AlisonWonderland @aplucknette]

Me - can’t sleep
* puts on gruesome murder documentary * starts snoring wtffff

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

telling my kids this is zeus

[𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢: @nessa_min]

Im going to vegas and im going to PARTY

[AlisonWonderland @aplucknette]

You know what I can’t do it all * I say as I attempt to do it all *

[AlisonWonderland @aplucknette]

The girl I’m seeing called me hot and I almost fainted ? Am I 12?

[AlisonWonderland @aplucknette]

Need the coldest beer ever. And a kiss on the forehead.. then a slap in the face.

[lissy @babeygirlmac]

happy birthday to him or whatever the reason we celebrate fourth of july is

[AlisonWonderland @aplucknette]

The way people think everything is about them is nasty lol

[AlisonWonderland @aplucknette]

Hello Christ- I’m bout to sin again !

[AlisonWonderland @aplucknette]

Might fuck around, smoke some weed, and cry watching brokeback mountain.
Again.

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours