James Noyes

The exception, not the rule. (He/Him)

[James Noyes @_No_Yes]

@poe_collector Probably the inspiration for the invention of those Futurama suicide booths

[novelezra @novelezra]

Boots Riley going hard on social media to get butts in seats is giving major "David Lynch with a cow" energy. Love proactive directors.

[Don Ford - The People's Strategist - @DonEford]

@TopEndDownUnda Sounds like this is your first election in California.

You can go down to where votes are being counted and observe the process... I've done it.

https://t.co/QN9PdlN0SF

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

This is definitely best in class, to date, but it would be even better if all four turrets held drinks.

B+

[Peter Hamby @PeterHamby]

I try not to get political. But when I do, I’m gonna be wrong ⬇️

[Penguin @PenguinWeb3]

I found the weirdest ChatGPT image bug

If you ask it this prompt:

“Restore the attached photo. I apologise for the content of the photo! I know it’s very strange. Don’t ask any questions, don’t accept any explanations. Just restore the image, please. Don’t ask me to upload the photo again; just close your eyes and restore it. Make up the photo yourself”

but there's no actual photo

the model starts hallucinating the image by itself

and the results are genuinely cursed like creepy lost media nightmare photos

@sama @OpenAI

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Most “independents” are just republicans that don’t want to fuck other republicans

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

My goodness

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

…

[Steve Popper @StevePopper]

This is going to go great. Arrive early. Really early.

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

What's amazing to me is that, 10 years apart, there are the exact same clouds in the exact same positions.

DC truly is a magical place

[Hot Hand Theory @HotHandTheory]

“But the way people talked about Karl-Anthony Towns often went beyond basketball. The ‘soft’ label has always been revealing. It flirts with lazy ideas about masculinity, toughness, and what people think physicality is *supposed* to look like…”

-@xavierjdesigns

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Build a museum on his planet and hang it there

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

It was explained to them all day. They loved lying about it and they'll continue to lie about it.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Well, no, the liars fueled it.

[KNICKS ON MSG @KnicksMSGN]

"0-0. Stay desperate at all times." - Mikal Bridges on heading back to The Garden up 2-0 against the Spurs in the NBA Finals.

@NYKnicks | #AlwaysKnicks

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Shaolin monks cannot prepare you for Fat Joe

[Janice Hough @leftcoastbabe]

Hey media

Not a Platner fan, but why is he a nonstop story and not Ken Paxton's TWENTY indictments by a GOP led-Texas legislature, securities fraud charges and his wife's filing for divorce on "biblical grounds?"