(Noah) Smith Machine

Up The Tigers🐯

[(Noah) Smith Machine @_noahsmiith]

@racketman45 Better than Kepler, Rojas, Austin Hays, Pache, Dalton Guthrie, Jake Cave, and arguably Matt Vierling as a Philly, which is nearly every outfielder we’ve had since we went to the World Series. 2nd highest batting average on the Phils and middle of the pack OBP is fine for a rookie

[(Noah) Smith Machine @_noahsmiith]

@racketman45 That’s clear

[(Noah) Smith Machine @_noahsmiith]

Aaron Nola should be available

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Bryce Harper said he'll participate in Home Run Derby if he can find the right pitcher to throw to him, per @JimSalisbury215.

[(Noah) Smith Machine @_noahsmiith]

Sigh

[Corey Seidman @CoreySeidman]

Aaron Nola last two seasons:
6.02 ERA, 1.42 WHIP, 5.3 IP per start

Taijuan Walker as a Phillie:
5.12 ERA, 1.47 WHIP, 5.2 IP per start

[Hull City @HullCity]

Presenting our 26/27 @premierleague fixtures! 📅

#hcafc @IT_Support_Hull

[(Noah) Smith Machine @_noahsmiith]

@Ranger2Marchan You mean the same Johan Rojas who is suspended 80 games for PEDS and sucked ass

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Coventry City, Ipswich Town and Hull City are the three new clubs in the Premier League next season!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Hull City are promoted to the Premier League for season 2026/27! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[(Noah) Smith Machine @_noahsmiith]

Declan Rice is a wanker

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

11 YEARS AGO TODAY, 37-year-old Wizard Paul Pierce "called game" with this game winner over 3 Hawks.

"Once I got Schröder on me, I was like, get out of the way. I got this." - @paulpierce34

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

Hang it in the Art Museum.

[(Noah) Smith Machine @_noahsmiith]

@Scottiescheff_ @asportsjunkie11 @clarkisking1 No shit

[Trae Young @TheTraeYoung]

Inevitable !

Welcome to DC!

[Al Horford Pacino @alpacinogrunt]

TOM BRADY ON FOX: “I can’t pick between the Seahawks and Pats. May the best team win.”

DAVID ORTIZ ON FOX: *smiling devilishly, holding up a vial* “If the Yankees win, I’m going to release this serum into the water supply.”

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Lakers center Jaxson Hayes has been suspended one game for pushing a Wizards mascot.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading 10-time NBA All-Star Anthony Davis, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell and Dante Exum to the Washington Wizards for Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 2 first-round picks and 3 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN.

[Speaker @HoosierSpeaker]

They should add Fan Duel to CarPlay

[(Noah) Smith Machine @_noahsmiith]

Probably the biggest news the Wizards have been in since being 1 game away from facing LeBron in the ECF. Welcome to DC Mr Lollipop head ass