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probably petting a cat 🛸 engagement ≠ endorsement

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Don’t

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

Me hosting a visitor at my spot

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

Your friends when you give them access to your hotspot

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

BREAKING: extreme temperatures in France forced President Emmanuel Macron to install AC

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

shoutout to cats who get their claw stuck and then get pissed that you helped them

[jul @julsadventures]

Can’t believe this is where the Batman flipped the joker’s semi truck

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

just drove past costco

[Bunts @soylennial]

when the chinese kid opens Christmas presents and it's the same toy he made a few hours ago

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

fucked up in the crib eating donald

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

This is such a great shot, it looks like kitty turned on its high beams.

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

A perfect Thursday in Paris:

10:00 - Wake up drenched in sweat, windows closed to keep the heat out

11:00 - Turn off the fan to reduce electricity use

12:00 - Walk outside into the 43°C weather

13:00 - Observe five adult Indian men swimming naked in public fountains

14:00 - Visit grandma to turn her AC off to save the climate

15:00 - Sit in a café with no AC, discuss global warming danger with a Somali waiter who doesn't speak French

17:00 - Buy Evian water for €12

19:00 - Eat baguette and post on Twitter how Europe has the highest quality of life

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Giant cock headed for Florida be careful

[Duolingo @duolingo]

are we flirting rn

[⋆*ken⋆ฺ｡* @glumiken]

heard u got employee of the month at the dumb bitch factory