meg

♌︎ ♏︎ ♓︎ she/her

[meg @_nooffensebut]

i’ll never forgive y’all for this

[chart data @chartdata]

5 years ago today, @Meghan_Trainor's "All About That Bass" reached #1 on the Hot 100.

It spent 8 weeks at #1 and went Diamond, becoming one of the best selling debut singles of all-time.

[austen 🪑 @spookyausten]

going to the thrift store and touching my face a bunch and rubbing my eyes really hard

[maia arson crimew facts and tea @awawawhoami]

having to keep a kitchen you use daily clean is basically like 12 nine elevens every hour of your life

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

[Bene Gesserit voice] Take me to get ice cream.

[Kyle @KYLEWILDFERN]

The cancellation of Zoey 101 made me pro abortion

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[mini⁷ ✿ @venusjmi]

This is lowkey the best anyone’s ever laughed in years

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Playing poker and any time I get a bad card I yell "FUCK!"

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

One of the worst trends in society today is that CDs no longer come in jewel cases

[meg @_nooffensebut]

kenzie split daughter or benson boone backflip son

[jo @cowboypraxis]

life is basically just about if you like your outfit. god help you if you don’t ..

[🏹 @missmewhenyougo]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[princess camo @camtalked]

bryce in every confessional #loveislandusa

[josh @joshypooper]

if you’re a bug just be careful ok

[cav empty @cavempty_]

meet me at the refreshment center

[cav empty @cavempty_]

they’re not doing anything to me tomorrow but it feels like they are

[JØRDYN @ayeejordynn]

Ya’ll don’t even dig up information for your local politicians the way ya’ll do for a love island cast

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[︎ @hvtnn]

gay thoughts or son daughter