JC

overeducated internal medicine PA-C

[JC @_noooooooope]

Learn 😤 your 😤 patients’ 😤 dogs’ 😤 names 😤

[JC @_noooooooope]

My greatest life goal is to work as little as possible. I burned out at age 26.

[JC @_noooooooope]

Junior Bake Off has cured my depression

[Steve “JAFERD,MD” Sample🇺🇸 @Supermansings]

OMG how are we going to entice poor people to be bullet sponges for the war machine now??

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

boomers who paid $25 for tuition in 1988

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Hey doctors, how about some habits for a shorter life. Let’s get this over with.

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

If you supported the 2 trillion dollar Trump tax cuts for millionaires and billionaires we don’t need your thoughts about fairness in the economy.

[Jenni Perkins, PA-C @jnperkin]

PHYSICIAN ASSISTANT NOT PHYSICIAN’S ASSISTANT

[Perice Manns, MD @PericeManns]

Worth a thousand words

[แจ๊ค™ @thailandexotic]

in marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. reject tradition

[Monica Klein @MonicaCKlein]

None of the men @nytimes just endorsed knows how Plan B works. Comforting.

[JC @_noooooooope]

If I don’t have a baby, can y’all just send me the cash you would’ve spent on my baby shower? We can even skip the stupid party too.

[JC @_noooooooope]

If I don’t get married, can I still have a registry? Feels weird that I have to buy y’all shit but no one has to buy me shit 😤

[abby @intrntfool]

i’m a hater first and a lady second

[trash jones @jzux]

why do you, as an adult, have hope

[Saul @saaaauuull]

HAPPENING NOW: We’re asking Senator Schumer to negotiate like this is the coldest summer of the rest of our lives (it is).

[JC @_noooooooope]

lemme tell you, going to central market with no plan is the perfect saturday

[JC @_noooooooope]

It’s 109 in texas and everyone is like “but when the sun goes down it drops to 100 and it’s really not bad!”
And I’m here to confirm it’s really not!

[Sabina Vohra-Miller @SabiVM]

I’ve been inundated with questions on whether people under 60 should get a booster now, or wait until Fall for the bivalent ones.

If there is anything I’ve learned from the pandemic, it is that you simply can’t plan anything that is even a few months out.

My thoughts:
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