not dave

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[Rosaria 'Mpreg' Stevens @shellsist]

so itll be laid out like this any questions

[not dave @_notdave_]

guys if an opener as good as this still gets you ghosted with the next message then there’s no hope

[snuppydogg @snuppydogg]

One time I was complaining about the apps and my female friend offered to "show [me] how it's done"
She looked at a girl's profile for a couple minutes, then typed out a thoughtful message and handed the phone back with a smug look on her face
A few seconds later I watched the life drain from her eyes as the girl unmatched me

[ozymandias @TheWolp]

pls take pictures of ur friends whenever u can its so important

[marisa @grimoire43]

This is so deep. You’re free but in a world that doesn’t exist for you. Gonna need some alone time to reflect. Wow

[messages. @_mymsgs]

Call me for everything

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

One day guys, one day

[Geo Pasch @geo_pasch]

📍40.7618078, -73.9898033

[bogur 🇧🇬 @b0gur]

if you look like this please do not dm me because i would be too scared to reply

[muszart @evildoodles_]

Jesus was a really nice dude to be around

[moku. @kumookku]

Enjoyed drawing these panels😂✨

[quackysprouts🌱鸭芽 @quackysprouts]

jesus sensing you spawn into a crowded space 2000 years in the past with a body full of vaccines:

[adam @shukran___]

we will liberate & acquire the brisket sandwich, inshallah

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Sorry i don’t have any healing potions would pepsi be ok?

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Office conflicts

[Indigo State Of Mind⚡️ @ThirdEyeMastery]

feng shui is real.

delete photos. delete apps. rearrange some furniture. give some clothes away. delete numbers. make your phone display neater. organize your seasonings. organize your clothes. organize your life so you can think clearer.