CJ

Working mother of two by day, exhausted passed out working mother of two by night.

[CJ @_notjustamom]

@elonmusk Didn’t Hilary win the popular vote in the 2016 election?

[CJ @_notjustamom]

I love it every time that @BrickmasterAmy tears up on TV. So many of us women are led to believe that we need to hide our emotions to be successful, and yet here’s this freakin awesome LEGO Engineer, showing my daughters the ultimate in girl power 💕 Thank you Amy!

[CJ @_notjustamom]

@Owl_Tits Wait a second… it’s not?!?!

[CJ @_notjustamom]

Happy Inaguration Day!!! Yes, I put up a big ass flag to be my work video call background today. First woman sworn in as Vice President in 30 min. 🇺🇸🇺🇸 #KamalaHarris #JoeBiden #InagurationDay2021 #InaugurationDay

[CJ @_notjustamom]

Working on my selfie game

[CJ @_notjustamom]

My 3yo just got frustrated trying to hang a towel perfectly and instead threw it on the ground and laid on top of it. I’ve never felt so connected to her in my entire life. #parenting #funnymom #momhumor #parentinghumor

[CJ @_notjustamom]

Sporting my Nets gear! Steve Nash first season game as head coach!! #BrooklynNets #stevenash

[CJ @_notjustamom]

What to do on Date Night when you’re in quarantine?? Put the kids to bed and play beer pong in your bedroom 🍺🍺🍺 (yes that is a baby monitor on the nightstand) #relationshipgoals #funnymom #parentinginapandemic #parentinghumor #momlife #marriedcouple

[CJ @_notjustamom]

Two days late but still wanted to wish my friends a Happy Diwali!! I LOVE looking at pictures of this beautiful holiday. https://t.co/27FPgIKBsl

[CJ @_notjustamom]

Anyone else wishing Will McAvoy and Sloan Sabbith were covering this election??? @oliviamunn @Jeff_Daniels #Election2020 #ElectionNight

[CJ @_notjustamom]

Nevada - knows if I’m even contemplating counting cards
Also Nevada - which way does this ballot go into the scantron #ElectionResults2020 #Nevada2020 #2020Elections

[CJ @_notjustamom]

@JaxDee15 Hahaha love you!

[CJ @_notjustamom]

Any parent out there feeling inadequate today? Well my 7 year old fell off a chair trying to get a cup from the cupboard to make me a rum and coke, so yeah, you’re doing just fine. #momhumor #momlife #funnymom #parenting #parentinghumor

[CJ @_notjustamom]

2020 birthday plans: take a nap and use those 20% off birthday coupons that the stores sent me

[CJ @_notjustamom]

My 7 year old is looking for the grey sweater she picked out for my birthday.... she gave it to me 5 months ago for Mother’s Day.

Good to know 2020 is f-ing with all of us. #momhumor #momlife #funnymom #parenting #parentinghumor

[CJ @_notjustamom]

This is the best news of 2020

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Bette Midler Confirms Original Cast Will Reunite For 'Hocus Pocus' Sequel
https://t.co/mDZa8dmppb

[CJ @_notjustamom]

Uninhibited with @ultraspective

[CJ @_notjustamom]

Just a few more weeks!! #Crew1

[NASA's Johnson Space Center @NASAJohnson]

🚀 Launch alert! 🚀

Michael Hopkins, Victor Glover, Shannon Walker, and Soichi Noguchi are scheduled to launch to the @space_station Nov. 14 at 7:49 p.m. EST as part of @NASA’s SpaceX Crew-1 mission. We're nearly ready to #LaunchAmerica!