Nova Evans

depression? crippling.
anxiety? paralyzing.
pussy? popping.

[Nova Evans @_nova_evans_]

back with my semi-annual pre-finals post??

[Nova Evans @_nova_evans_]

my honest reaction when I realize I actually have to take my finals and I can't just be a silly goofy little guy

[Nova Evans @_nova_evans_]

@TMatthewEvans @BioRender slay

[Nova Evans @_nova_evans_]

Check out my #SciCommPersonality from @BioRender! Like Avery the Astrocyte, I'm a storyteller. My superpower is weaving facts into a narrative to help capture my audiences' attention. Complete the quiz to find out which #SciCommPersonality you are: https://t.co/yw9Xjm48qB

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

10K retweets and i’ll wear this to oppenheimer

[Nova Evans @_nova_evans_]

gritty slayed

a true queer icon 🦋

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Spread your wings

Let your love FLY

#HockeyIsForEveryone

[Nova Evans @_nova_evans_]

@Bitch4Edward slay

[Nova Evans @_nova_evans_]

i dont condone slut-shaming, but my biggest takeaway from organic chemistry is that carbon is a whore <3

[Nova Evans @_nova_evans_]

I LOVE YOU @RKSBandOfficial

[Nova Evans @_nova_evans_]

in my defense, when i got to work it was a bunch of grad students, med students and post docs having a pizza party.

[Nova Evans @_nova_evans_]

i swear everyone at work must think im a child. yesterday i rolled up to work in a hello kitty shirt with my hello kitty necklace and my id badge on my hello kitty badge holder and my keys on my hello kitty keychain.

[Nova Evans @_nova_evans_]

i live by this philosophy every day

[Nova Evans @_nova_evans_]

if something's a bitch, make it your bitch.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

If a running try did not work, and a running and waving try did not work, and a running, waving, and jumping try did not work, I knew that a running, waving, jumping, and shouting try just had to work.

[Nova Evans @_nova_evans_]

when im done raising my babies she says I need to kill them with viruses. rip. fly high angels 👼

[Nova Evans @_nova_evans_]

the lady training me for my lab job keeps referring to the cells im gonna culture as my babies. i guess im a parent now.

[Nova Evans @_nova_evans_]

they took away the secret hidden table in the library. im going to riot.

[Nova Evans @_nova_evans_]

if the little boy im babysitting asks me to sing the wheels on the bus one more time im gonna lose my sanity

[Nova Evans @_nova_evans_]

when life gives you lemons, put the juice into a bottle of eyedrops. throw sand into the eyes of your enemies. then give them the eyedrops. double the damage.

[Nova Evans @_nova_evans_]

biology final is today. all i know is the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. the class is on genetics. the mitochondria is not on the exam.