myra

I like kids, but I can never eat a whole one.

[myra @_ohmymy]

"A tough choice: eating or mating." Planet Earth gets it.

[Audrey Hagan @auds01]

2023 update...had to search for my own 10-4 jokes again this year. My CB handle is Glitter Fender so please only use that name from now on.

[myra @_ohmymy]

It’s wild how much more I like myself when I’m over caffeinated. 🏄‍♀️

[Nightmare on Elm Meat🔪🎃 @meatsical]

Be the kind of person Jonah Hill wouldn’t let his girlfriend hang out with

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

[myra @_ohmymy]

When you see something out of your home state that doesn’t make you want to vomit 🤌

[myra @_ohmymy]

Still playing. Still only one hole-in-one ⛳️

Wordle 709 2/6

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[Emily Stewart @EmilyStewartM]

we need to normalize small talk that just opens with “so what’s your deal,” which is the one true question.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Ladies and gentlemen - Jon fucking Stewart. 🔥

[myra @_ohmymy]

@depthsofwiki @lic_cedobleu you’re such an influencer :)

[Anna Breedlove @AnnaBreedlove]

What if they tried a rose ceremony instead?

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

This is how you write a headline. Thank you, @NPR.

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

Another US election, another "Land doesn't vote, people do" style map showing the election results.

[Amnesty MENA @AmnestyMENA]

The world wants justice for #MahsaAmini ✊

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Please be nice to me! My life isn’t going the way I expected!!

[myra @_ohmymy]

Waits all week to watch #HouseoftheDragon.
10 seconds in: covers eyes and mutters “I cannot watch this”