Jennifer Kabab

Forever searching for the perfect shade of pink nail polish.

[Jennifer Kabab @_OhShish_]

@dominos usually so dependable and then this happens 💔 hubby had to run into the store and we were sent home with cold pizza almost 30 minutes later 😢

[Jennifer Kabab @_OhShish_]

@greenchef I'm not a customer but I'm being spammed by an ungodly amount of green chef emails. I've unsubscribed from all but still, daily, they keep showing up. Please stop the madness. #CustomerService

[Jennifer Kabab @_OhShish_]

Can we get a petition for @MurderSmall to drop Avalera as a sponsor? That ad is fucking horrible. 🙉

[Jennifer Kabab @_OhShish_]

Flying with @SouthwestAir be like: oh wow we're in Denver! Do we want to be in Denver? Absolutely not! Were we supposed to be at our destination hours ago? Yep! Will we get there today? Not a chance! 🙃🙃🙃

[Jennifer Kabab @_OhShish_]

@Allrecipes how do you cancel a magazine subscription we never signed up for? Have contacted a few other ways but can't seem to get through to anyone. Plz help.

[Jennifer Kabab @_OhShish_]

I've been bingeing @RuinedPodcast so this afternoon when my toddler refused his nap and told me it's bc it's "too scary because of the spooky ghosts" I told my husband we have to move out immediately. Husband doesn't believe me 😱. Remember us fondly #fatalmistakes

[Jennifer Kabab @_OhShish_]

Would love to know how @SouthwestAir didn't know that ALL incoming crew (this morning) to Burbank would be "timed out" and no other crews were available. Seems like something you'd realize at least a day before instead of cancelling flights last minute 🤔 #CustomerService

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Just a casual reminder that in 1861, 11 Senators and 3 Representatives were expelled from Congress for failing to recognize Lincoln’s election and supporting insurrection.

[Jennifer Kabab @_OhShish_]

@AmericanAir so you have an option on the website to add a pet to your trip but not a baby?? Is it because people with kids have time to sit on hold (average wait time at 3 hours)? #CustomerService

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I wonder if the GOP is having a civil war just so they can put up statues of the losers.

[Jennifer Kabab @_OhShish_]

@AmericanAir requested a callback since the wait time was over FOUR HOURS & finally got the callback only to be immediately put on hold...This is not at all helpful. I just need to let someone know I'm flying with a baby. Maybe add that option on your website??? #CustomerService

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 is a slippery slope to giving other Black women the recognition they deserved a long time ago.

[California Humor 📖 @OWCalifornia]

And just like that, it’s summer all over again!

[Adam Mansfield @AdamJMansfield]

Tonight we’re going to party like it’s 1918.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

2021 is going to be like the math professor who took over for Ted Kaczynski.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

BREAKING: Members of Congress who spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on living expenses a year are confused why the American people can’t live off of $600. Story developing.

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

Together, we will build a world where the accomplishments of our daughters will be celebrated, rather than diminished.

[Jennifer Kabab @_OhShish_]

@Shutterfly is there any way to get through to #CustomerService other than chat? That estimated 8 minute wait is a joke and I need help. Part of my order is missing and now won't arrive in time to be used.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I need someone to explain to me why we can afford a $740,000,000,000 military budget, but we can not afford to pay people to stay home to contain Covid.

Explain it to me like I��m in kindergarten.