Λｌｙｓｅ🪩🌱

…be hot and abolish ICE✨

[Λｌｙｓｅ🪩🌱 @_okalyse]

I really don’t want to go to this wedding even after I spent all this money to go. I’m not in a party mood. My period came heavy and I don’t want to go. But my boyfriends best friend (groom) said I have to. Ugh

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

At what age did you realize a 9-5 means 9 hours a day, 5 days a week? Not 9-5 pm🤔

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

"not all men"

show me your group chat then

[♡ @_m4nhater]

I genuinely think men should have curfews so women can go out at night

[🦢 @loungingmee]

"She was going to a frat house, she knew what she was going to get."

Oh yeah?

If that's what frat houses are for, close them all entirely, immediately.

[Λｌｙｓｅ🪩🌱 @_okalyse]

Hmm I need other Swifties to chime in here… just saw a video saying Taylor Swift is a “billionaire with a victim complex”, and that due to her different variants of the same album, she blocked artists like Billie Eilish from getting #1 on the charts. How do we feel about this?

[John Summit @johnsummit]

ILLINOIS I LOVE U ❤️ I-L-L

[Λｌｙｓｅ🪩🌱 @_okalyse]

My phone has been dead ALL day. Happy to be home, showered, and in bed. Miss my man though, but I’ll see him tomorrow. For tonight, it’s just me and Oz.🐾

[Λｌｙｓｅ🪩🌱 @_okalyse]

HOW is gas $6.30 for unleaded AT AN ARCO???! I feel we as a nation aren’t pissed off enough😡😡

[binky @totalmoiddeathh]

Pretty awful week to be online if you’re a woman who’s been sexually assaulted before

[Λｌｙｓｅ🪩🌱 @_okalyse]

@OVYrct You guys sound like roommates

[Natalie Plotnikova @__plotnikova]

hey @DoorDash- happened to notice while ordering food that the total was almost identical on two accounts, one with DashPass and one without. the promised savings seem pretty misleading 🤔

[ruch⸆⸉🏹 @ciwywisteria]

oh to be gifted a beautiful blueberry lemon sourdough loaf in a bag covered in bread puns and cat stickers made by taylor swift herself

[🦢 @loungingmee]

"If that's assault. then everv woman I know has been assaulted--"

YOU'RE 👏CLOSE👏 TO 👏GETTING👏 THE 👏FUCKING👏 POINT 👏YOU 👏 CRANAPPLE 👏SCENTED 👏TRASH BAG

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

And the bear sure as hell doesn’t invite his fucking friends

[Λｌｙｓｅ🪩🌱 @_okalyse]

@seattleiminyou @VeggieBadger It’s a red flag and you dodged a bullet. I always wanderer who even takes these 1-3 month job positions just to boot you after the 1-3 months and put you right back in the HORRENDOUS job market again.

[lulu11 @lulu11_lu]

ARE WE FUCKING SERIOUS @Cornell YOU ARE A FUVKUNG INSAND INSTITUTION already the original Snapchat’s are PROOF proof of a girl passed out and them inviting other guys to do what they want with her, this is validated is beyond cementing you’re a disgrace

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

Jane Doe’s real name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. Her name is my name too.

[isa ☆ @isabelsrevenge]

u dumb ass hoes reposting cornell 7 but went to see chris brown not too long ago

[gladys @gladysbee4]

I’m hella mad I didn’t get rüfüs tickets for pier 80😭