amanda holthaus

I'm a work in progress with a world of people to thank. This is how I am humble.

[amanda holthaus @_oliveoyle]

7 years later, I still have a lady crush on Lana Del Rey.

[amanda holthaus @_oliveoyle]

That and politics in general at this point.

[amanda holthaus @_oliveoyle]

Not much better than a man who reads books 😍

[amanda holthaus @_oliveoyle]

Watching My 600 lb life and crying at the end cause I'm so proud of them. That's what I've been up to.

[Keith Tweetly @mwfarr]

I can't wait until the next generation grows up and I can blame them for all the worlds problems.

[amanda holthaus @_oliveoyle]

Enema of the State came out 18 years ago. At 10 yrs old I started fangirling & I hadn't even heard the parental advisory version. #blink182

[amanda holthaus @_oliveoyle]

This is me driving nearly everywhere in this area. At any given time. https://t.co/5BmqHndAUm

[Sylvia Plath @itssylviaplath]

I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better, who love better than I.

[amanda holthaus @_oliveoyle]

Also, never wear stripes when you're pregnant cause you look 10x fatter.

[amanda holthaus @_oliveoyle]

I'd say 40% of my wardrobe is horizontal stripes. You know you're boring when all you can do to spice it up is wear a safe stripe. 😂

[Bethany Cosentino @BethanyCoast]

You're never too old to cry to Jimmy Eat World

[amanda holthaus @_oliveoyle]

Guy on househunters just whined about the backdoor not having a doggy door. Says the yard is nice but how will they get out there? Dude.

[amanda holthaus @_oliveoyle]

I'm pretending this orange juice is actually a weak screwdriver. 18 more weeks.

[amanda holthaus @_oliveoyle]

At this point, I'd just rather have a catheter and sleep through the night for once.

[brett @wycinski_12]

Hey @instagram I don't care who started a live video and I don't want to receive any more notifications about it. Sincerely, @everyone