Keith Tweetly

Breakin’ hearts and crackin’ farts.

[Keith Tweetly @mwfarr]

Anytime I put on my “going to town” pants I refer to them as my “Townes Van Pants”

[Keith Tweetly @mwfarr]

Imagine standing in line all day, going through multiple security checkpoints and then watching your team be down by the largest lead at the half in Finals history.

[Keith Tweetly @mwfarr]

And then quite possibly pull off the biggest comeback of all time lol

[Keith Tweetly @mwfarr]

@thetrillbillies At least they get a delicious free cookie at the doubletree

[mr. joshua @pants]

$25K for the wagon cam seat

[Blake Spires @RealFakeBlake]

Got more pleats than running plays.

[Keith Tweetly @mwfarr]

I mean, I might have a sleeping disorder but at least I’m not a fascist!

[Keith Tweetly @mwfarr]

Man I hate to say it but this is me at 3pm about every day too. Fuck! Do I have dementia?!

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement

[Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 @dennisbhooper]

Album cover for a scary seeming band your older sibling listens to and then you finally play the album one day and it’s just ska

[Keith Tweetly @mwfarr]

I think my favorite part of being a bartender at a rural brewery is that I can play whatever kinda music I want on the house speakers.

[John Blud @johnblud]

the big 3

[Ryan McGee @ESPNMcGee]

He recorded this at old ESPN Charlotte studios 12/97. His helicopter landed behind the building. He saw the bar next to our office. "I'm hungry. That place any good?" I told him there was a cardboard standup of him inside. "I'd better not go in there then. They might freak out."

[Keith Tweetly @mwfarr]

The trainer for that horse that won the derby looks kinda like Janice Soprano

[Keith Tweetly @mwfarr]

How far are we away from sports books posting odds on if athletes are placing bets or not?

[Keith Tweetly @mwfarr]

Watching the NFL Draft on Tubi like an insane person