lmao all of you hate being addressed with your first names by juniors until you want to pursue gen z babes.
babe: good morning uncle segun
you: come off it jare, call me shegz
😶😶
(If it were a female CEO, what we’ll be hearing is that women are power drunk and that yes, it’s indeed policy to address on first-name basis but let me park that agenda). 🙂↕️
Opay please:
-I don't want to play with a child.
-I don't want to claim stars.
-I don't want to invite people I sent money to yesterday.
-I don't want a N2million loan, fast and easy.
Thank you for your attention to this matter🙂
Please if you are a victim of this person and he has either done this to you or actively threatened you with this , please send me a dm so I can teach him a lesson, thank you🙏🏾
The app said “payment successful”. The restaurant said “it never came through”. Now the whole room is watching you explain yourself.😭
One bug. That’s all it took. Swipe and follow for more real simple lessons on software testing.
No cap 🧢🧢🧢🧢
Many people still do not know that they can get into tech through Software Testing. 😭
If you’ve got a large community or network and you don’t mind making some cool 10% off everyone who enrolls via your unique code, then this is for you!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 (contd)
Fondly remembering when we won @Jerryezefdn grant! We thought we understood what God had done until we heard the statistics from @kpmg_nigeria today. 9k+ submitted applications. 240 beneficiaries & @theqaschool got shortlisted! Again, Thank you so much Pastor @realjerryeze
I love seeing creatives redesign iconic local brands. This Gala concept is sleek, modern, and visually clean.
But as a brand strategist, before i am a designer, looking at the new design highlights a massive trap
I will break it down. 🧵
This guy literally have no friends in real life.
He has no one to talk to.
This is the reality of the average alpha mail.
Lonely, bored and sad in real life.
Money cannot buy friends and loyalty