Dana

politics and cat pics

[Astead @AsteadWH]

for the triwizard tourney, the creevey brothers made badges with the absolutely lame "support harry potter" instead of the absolutely cool "no diggory"

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

BREAKING: Our July 7th primary will be a primarily vote-by-mail election.

ALL registered Democratic and Republican voters will receive a postage-paid vote-by-mail ballot.

ALL unaffiliated and inactive voters will receive a postage-paid vote-by-mail ballot application.

[Dana @_p0liticat]

Trying to explain how to download a new app to my parents over the phone and I can't stop hearing the #SuperTechSupport song from @replyall

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

my favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus tells the lepers to get used to the idea that a lot of them are going to die, and then he goes on TV to brag about what a great job he's doing

[Dana @_p0liticat]

@realDonaldTrump Well well well this seems to have struck a nerve with someone

[Dana @_p0liticat]

THESE FUCKING PEOPLE. This is never going to end.

[Matt Stout @MattPStout]

A view of the protest outside Mass. State House against @CharlieBakerMA’s business closure order and stay-at-home advisory. “This is communism!” someone shouts from the crowd on both sides of Beacon Street #COVID

[Dana @_p0liticat]

I'm shedding a single tear for all the celebrities who are missing the #MetGala tonight. We stand with them during this difficult time. /s

[Dana @_p0liticat]

@bubblegenius @tack_cat @StevenFulop Safe because you tested them or safe because you got a cheap contractor who didn't test them & told you this lie bc he didnt want to deal with asbestos abatement? Asbestos was absolutely used in tile and mastic through the 60s.

[Dana @_p0liticat]

@StevenFulop I hope you tested that vinyl for asbestos before ripping it up 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

[Dana @_p0liticat]

@MollyJongFast Bill Nye has a mechanical engineering degree from CORNELL. I am TRIGGERED.

[Sara Segneri @Sara_Segneri]

Quote of the year: “If you expect elementary school children to endure the trauma of active shooter drills for your freedoms, you can wear a mask to Costco.”

[Dana @_p0liticat]

@NYGovCuomo Perhaps the city could clean the subway regularly even when there isnt a pandemic? Just a thought.

[Kelly Jones @RealKellyJones]

This is my ex-husband, Alex Jones, graphically describing how he'll kill his neighbor to f e e d my kids:

Homicidal.

Terrifying.

I lost my kids for tweeting about injustice.

This is UNJUST to my kids.

This is a mom's worst nightmare.

Court must act.

Help RT

[Dana @_p0liticat]

Dwight, you're not supposed to say you're going to over stay your Visa out loud 😂😂 #WheelOfFortune

[Dana @_p0liticat]

Gloria, what are you doingggggggg?! #WheelOfFortune

[Dana @_p0liticat]

Nothing would make me happier than seeing Jared Kushner in a federal prison jumpsuit. Like father, like son.

[Dana @_p0liticat]

@IvankaTrump @WhiteHouse Getting a jump start on getting used to the prison jumpsuit I see?

[Dana @_p0liticat]

@afrohontas One of the greatest cartoons ever. Period.