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上海 - confiance placée en très peu d’hommes

[ɯöꓤ @_paanp]

Persévérance donc j’ai double up

[ɯöꓤ @_paanp]

不鸣则已 一鸣惊人

[ɯöꓤ @_paanp]

@miss_spidey_ Tu passes sur Shanghai d’ici quelques semaines ?

[ɯöꓤ @_paanp]

ptdr plus je suis loin de ce pays mieux je me porte, c’est vraiment incompréhensible

[Amogh @guyfromhills]

drinking 2-4L of water daily helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing

stay hydrated.

[ً @prinkasusa]

Your brain doesn't age because of time. It ages because of repetition. The more predictable your days become, the faster your neurons quiet down. Your brain builds neural pathways based on experience. New experiences create new connections. Repetition strengthens old ones. But when you repeat the same patterns for years, your brain stops building. That's why time feels faster as you age. Your brain stops encoding new memories. It just references old ones. A year at 40 feels shorter than a year at 10, because at 10, everything was new. At 40, everything is familiar. But neuroplasticity doesn't stop. You can still grow new neurons. You can still learn. You can still change. You just have to break the loop. Your brain will wake up. And time will slow down again.

[NASA @NASA]

@nikebasketball @wemby On this planet or out in the universe, Wemby defends.

[Del @TheCartelDel]

We may never know who introduced Takuya Nakamura to UK Jungle music, after moving from Tokyo to Boston to study Jazz theory - but I, for one, am very grateful.

[ɯöꓤ @_paanp]

Shanghai sans les livreurs fous ce serait mieux

[Utkarsh Sharma @techxutkarsh]

Stop trying to be cool, just watch these videos instead

[Prep Propaganda 👔 @prep_propaganda]

Watches weren’t meant to receive emails

[ɯöꓤ @_paanp]

Premier 10K j’ai pris 10 kilos, j’ai pas fait de régime

[Grançois @tritrir13]

Ma mère (bientôt retraitée) qui me dit "tu peux pas savoir à quel point c'est long 43 ans de travail" mdr elle dit ça à quelqu'un qui a réuni les 6 dofus

[LÉTONNAI 🍂 @letonnaii]

Le jour où « intello » est devenu une insulte, on aurait déjà dû s’inquiéter pour l’avenir de la France.

[Flo Crivello @Altimor]

French-American here — spent 20 yrs in France, 13 in the US. Let me speak to this.

I think the only reason Europoors tolerate their miserable existence is because they tell themselves lies about what the rest of the world is like. They eat gruel in their AC-less social housing while the most awesome party in history is being thrown just next door.

If you hang out in France, you'll routinely hear them say things like: "in the US, people die in front of hospitals" (they literally believe this to be the case) or "our social system is the envy of the world."

Their image of the US is completely delusional, and they are often shocked to discover that when they visit here. Their Marxist media brainwashed them into thinking America is some Dickensian horror, with Monopoly-style fat capitalists running around with their top hats and monocles, exploiting dirt poor workers.

The reality is that:

* Social security is (unfortunately) the largest gov expense in the US
* Hospitals are by law forbidden to refuse care to people
* Americans are so much richer than French people it's not even funny. The *poorest* of our 50 states (Missisipi) has a GDP per capita of $53k, 36%(!) higher than France's $39k.

Now, how do Americans perceive the French (and Europeans at large)?

Well, the tragic reality is that they really, truly don't think of them. They may cross their minds once a month, at most. Why would they think of that irrelevant backwater of a continent?

The few times they do come to mind, it is, at best, as a quaint vacation spot. A nice place to sip espresso and spend their American dollars — which go such a long way in these third world countries! The closest comparison is how Europeans think of Thailand or Cambodia.

That's at best. At worst, they think they're a lazy, entitled, smug, snobbish, rude people with a bright future behind them, who confuse regulation for progress, don't realize their economies were left in the dust a very long time ago, simply stopped innovating because they've lost the will, ability, or both, and who would rather brag about their 60%(!!) public spending to GDP ratio than fix their communist shit hole of a system.

Nice wine though.

[ɯöꓤ @_paanp]

@ksencen8 C’est un bon premier pas pour des personnes qui ont peur de révéler leur personnalité du quotidien à leur audience imo

[ɯöꓤ @_paanp]

J’ai écouté Yebba’s Hearthbrake en live je peux mourrir tranquille

[Ҝ @__kdash_]

I will rather visit 4 countries in two weeks than feed 600 people at my wedding

[Antonin Ferreira Roche @Antonin_FR_]

La France s’apprête à affronter une crise politique et financière majeure car aucun Gouvernement ne veut toucher aux APL, HLM, retraites, subventions aux assos gauchistes ou festivals, allocations de rentrée, administrations et budgets de collectivités inutiles…

C’est délirant.