Paige

Lover of refugees, ramen, and fat babies.

[Paige @_paigey_]

@itsmenadjaa Girl I know you can juggle some interns 😂 I think our record was like 6 at once!

[Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno]

stop glamorising The Hustle and start glamorising whatever lifestyle this is

[Paige @_paigey_]

Spent half my life relegated to video game Player 2 status as the younger sibling and now that I'm an adult I'm still freaking Luigi to my husband's Mario. It's some patriarchal bullshit.

[Paige @_paigey_]

Called my doctor's office as soon as they opened this morning to request that they call in an Rx in order to save me the time and $$ of going in for an appointment (as if they'd even have one available) and I have been totally ghosted 😒

[Paige @_paigey_]

Ordered a bloody mary at my birthday breakfast and couldn't finish it because of the heartburn 😪 this is my 30s I guess.

[Paige @_paigey_]

@JPOK_ So glad I follow you on Twitter 🥲

[Paige @_paigey_]

I'm so bad with confrontation. I emailed our wedding photographer to politely ask for an update on our photos since it has been FOUR MONTHS and I've been racked with guilt and dreading her response 😅

[Paige @_paigey_]

@itsmenadjaa I knew I could count on you, lol. I may hit you up for advice eventually if you don't mind!

[Paige @_paigey_]

Tired of being depressed about the housing market, I suggested to Matt that instead of continuing to put money away to buy soon, we go to Europe next year. He agreed. It's our most millennial decision to date. 🏡🙅🏼‍♀️🛫💸

[Paige @_paigey_]

@itsmenadjaa Don't worry, no immediate plans 😂 Matt still looks terrified when the topic is presented and you know how long it took him to even warm up to the thought of marriage!

[Paige @_paigey_]

People are such garbage.

I sit near a guy at work who has a very slight and 100% intelligible accent and I hear him apologizing to customers for it ALL DAY.

He handles it really well but I'm over here steaming on his behalf.

[Paige @_paigey_]

@JPOK_ I love the saucy undertones of Rococo art. Embarkation for Cythera by Watteau and The Swing by Fragonard are my favorites from that period. Not Rococo but The Tempest by Giorgione (from the Renaissance) is another favorite.

[Paige @_paigey_]

Making myself mad by looking at housing prices in other cities 🥲

[Paige @_paigey_]

@garet

[Paige @_paigey_]

@garet @JPOK_

[Paige @_paigey_]

@itsmenadjaa Are you guys trying to buy around DC? I can't imagine how difficult that must be!

[Paige @_paigey_]

Matt and I need to have gotten our shit together about 2 years earlier. With the state of the Phoenix housing market we may be living in a double-wide in the middle of the desert 30miles from town 🥲

[Paige @_paigey_]

@garet I have to admit, this would tap into my ingrained midwest politeness. I'd have to resist the urge to apologize.

[Paige @_paigey_]

@itsmenadjaa @JPOK_ I wish you could have been there ❤️