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Aspiring cottagecore gay.

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@shaneonyou_22 How cute though.

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If you’re still wearing a mask, fine. I think it’s a little weird but it’s your choice. If you’re still wearing a mask WRONG, fuck you a thousand ways.

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me, having done nothing productive all day and about 3 hours into a binge watching session, just missing the window to tap the skip intro button: oh no

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@IKEAtkinson After the red hats spent the past two years pretending it’s a hoax and railing against any and all reasonable measures, I will not be making further personal sacrifices.

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No. This is not a serious question.

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@_paigey_ I legit lol’d

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@bjornfjord74 My best tweets don’t happen after four bourbons at the Amex lounge.

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Honestly all the cool people are on a plane to Missouri. Fled to somewhere better, but still grounded. Chef’s kiss.

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@VaughnDeF You should do what all the cool kids are doing: the double Phizer with the Moderna twist.

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@IKEAtkinson Bitch it makes me want to be a plant dad

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Every text to my boyfriend is basically a tweet with low expectations re: engagement.

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I made more anyway.

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Ate all my sweet potato fries and was sad, but then I remembered there were more in the oven! Win!

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@ben_porter @Jeffishish @VaughnDeF @kkress Perish the thought.

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@kkress @VaughnDeF @Jeffishish Oooh details pls.

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@ben_porter @VaughnDeF @Jeffishish @kkress Omg did any straight people read these books at all? Suddenly I hope not.

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@kkress @VaughnDeF @Jeffishish Are there any good podcasts? The ones I’ve tried are insanely lame.

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@kkress @Jeffishish @VaughnDeF You’re asking the important questions. That horse has the thickest plot armor of any character in the Pattern.

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@Jeffishish @kkress @VaughnDeF I get through the wait for the next episode by obsessively watching each one 3 times.