Marie McCune

I'm gonna jump off a cliff if I have to do another one of those stupid math exam things

[Marie McCune @_pandajesus]

Track is so boring.
God dang.

[Marie McCune @_pandajesus]

Last 3 minutes of class go by so dang slow.
Hurry up bell! :(

[Katrina Jackson @katrina_babez]

I like how the last 2 months of school we don't do anything.
Movies all day every day.

[Marie McCune @_pandajesus]

I don't always make speeches, but when I do, I get 106% on it.

[Marie McCune @_pandajesus]

Somehow managed to bite down on my tongue while I sneezed.
Fuck. My. Life.

[Marie McCune @_pandajesus]

Sundays are by far way worse than Mondays.
There's nothing ever happening on Sundays...

[Marie McCune @_pandajesus]

I have the best boyfriend ever! @KeoniLeone

[Marie McCune @_pandajesus]

Spring Break feels like it was 2 years ago.
And yet it was last week.
Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we're time traveling.

[Marie McCune @_pandajesus]

@KeoniLeone thats racist...

[king keoni. @KeoniLeone]

Maries mom asked me what a "quesadilla" is.
I can see where she got her blonde from...
@_pandajesus

[Marie McCune @_pandajesus]

If there's one awkward thing about having a black boyfriend, it's meeting his parents.
They were straight up gangsters. @KeoniLeone

[Marie McCune @_pandajesus]

Best boyfriend ever! He's helping me take care of my sick mom! #HesAKeeper @KeoniLeone

[Marie McCune @_pandajesus]

@katrina_babez even worse: when people talk about going to Leeward. HAHAHA.

[Marie McCune @_pandajesus]

Facebook is so dead nowadays. Guess I'm switching over to fulltime Twitter. :P

[Marie McCune @_pandajesus]

I think it's safe to say that I'm truly ashamed to call myself an American. Why does this country have to be so dumb sometimes... lol.

[Karen Gold @kare_bares]

Twitter trends are proof that mainlanders care about the most useless things. #enditmovement #DOMA #Merica

[Marie McCune @_pandajesus]

Wait, so you can remember the names of over 1,000 celebrities yet you can't remember 10 simple vocab words? #StopBitching. #StupidPeople

[Marie McCune @_pandajesus]

@suziemittens Bangah kids come up with the best insults. Most of the time they use words they don't even know the definition of.

[Marie McCune @_pandajesus]

@The76Tiger Preach the truth nigga. ;)

[Felix Hseigh @The76Tiger]

Ladies please, if you are over 400 pounds, please just stop trying to look good. It's embarrassing for everyone involved.