Madison

Rarely a good influence, but always a good time

[Madison @_partymarty15]

My coworkers: scrambling
Me: booking a massage

[Madison @_partymarty15]

@Delta has the WORST customer service I’ve possibly ever seen in my life. Shoutout to Roberta at ATL, hope HER day gets better 🫶🏻

[Madison @_partymarty15]

I love to feel the retinoid burn my skin

[Madison @_partymarty15]

Why the FUCK is airbud not on Disney plus

[Madison @_partymarty15]

@lataisa_taylor At 11:06 on a Sunday morning

[jakeeee @huntychan]

when i hate i hate hard

[Madison @_partymarty15]

#NewProfilePic

[PETA @peta]

Reminder that 95% of ALL new drugs that test safe in animals fail in human trials.

Animal experimentation isn’t a science—it’s a pseudoscience.

[Madison @_partymarty15]

Normalize saying no when ppl ask to borrow things

[Madison @_partymarty15]

What if my soulmate is an Ohio state fan

[Madison @_partymarty15]

My patient with no legs: “want me to get up so you can have my chair”

[Madison @_partymarty15]

21 year olds that still go to the pediatrician are certifiable like take your grown ass to the doctor

[Madison @_partymarty15]

At any given time there is ALWAYS 12 million bitches at target I swear to god

[Madison @_partymarty15]

Hold on I gotta call my dad and tell him that he’s gonna have to bail me out of jail for first degree aggravated assault

[shalewa sharpe @silkyjumbo]

i’m out here losing rights while on a target run.

[Madison @_partymarty15]

You know the tik tok audio that says they were too busy for a pup cup. I’m here to say starbs is never too busy for my dog

[Madison @_partymarty15]

It’s really like this

[Mo @covergirl53]

I evaluated a patient today that hasn’t drank water in over 5 years. Coffee and Mountain Dew. I was able to convince her to start drinking one cup a day. ONE. Healthcare makes me tired.

[Madison @_partymarty15]

To not have goodfellas is the worst part of this night

[Madison @_partymarty15]

Working in your hometown is so much fun especially when ppl ask me do you know my son and turns out you know her son a little too well