Payton Williams

WIFE

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THE ENDING IS TAKING ME OUT SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[Andrea D. Huberwoman, Ph.D. @thegenesisbl0ck]

Pregnancy and becoming a mother has altered my brain to the point where I feel both retarded but also spiritually enlightened.

[𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 @homemakinghunny]

Things that scare me:

Having another baby
Not having another baby
Being pregnant again
Not being pregnant again

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

you only get:
1 summer with them as a baby
3 as a toddler
5 as a child
3 as a preteen
6 as a teen
so let them run barefoot,
turn on the sprinkler,
cut up the watermelon,
chase fireflies under fading golden skies
because the summers of sticky hands, sun tired kids, and slow evenings filled with the sounds of childhood
do not last forever 🤍

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Women’s hormones drop 1000x in just 72 h after birth. It’s a literal hormonal shock. It’s the sharpest hormonal crash a body can survive. Estrogen crashes from peak pregnancy levels to near zero. Progesterone plummets over 1000%. The endocrine system rewrites itself to stop pregnancy and start lactation. All while her organs shift back, her uterus contracts, and she bleeds for weeks. All that while taking care of a newborn 24/7. God forbid she doesn’t feel like herself or is moody.

[Anastasia Hibbs @Anastasia_Hibbs]

It’s truly remarkable how one day you’re holding a newborn, wondering how you’re going to pull this off, and the next you’re pretending to be leaves blowing in the wind and eating bananas on a park bench with your toddler.

Motherhood has completely changed my life. It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever done. No matter what I accomplish in this world, being a mom will always be the most fulfilling, meaningful, and beautiful role I’ll ever have.

[Tweet is the Work 🌷 @NoblestCalling]

Nursing is nice. Baby snuggles. Dose of endorphins. Pumping is like being a factory farmed cow.

[Anna Riedl @AnnaLeptikon]

me with the laundry from the dryer

[𝙰𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗 @AAnon55]

Dude my mind is blown when I hear how much the welfare people have been getting paid. I work full time & they make more than I do.

$2500 in cash assistance & $4000 in food stamps. That's not even counting other benefits.

Someone on welfare shouldn't make more than people clocking 40 hours a week. Especially because the person working full time & making less is paying taxes that go to welfare programs.

[ItsGundo! @GundamIsHere]

Remember this when a celebrity tires to tell you how to vote.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

all i want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash so i could buy a 5 bedroom 4 bathroom house for $3

[F @Lil_Sproles_xo]

It’s 9/10 don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for George W. Bush tonight

[reb @rebmasel]

just had the best sandwich for lunc-

“gronk is that true? gripe explain this? grimace is this real? gilligan does this matter? god am I here? gork summarize?”

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

truly can not imagine being a woman who shares recipes online

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

I thought this was a lesbian couple

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

It's scary when the washing machine spins really fast.