patrice

The Rookie & The Vet.

[patrice @_patrice17]

Where’s my wallet?

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

nothing against heterosexuality but keep it away from my children

[patrice @_patrice17]

It’s still fuck sting rays till I die. We’re adding macari vineyards & gypsy rose’s mom. Don’t argue with me, I don’t make the rules.

[patrice @_patrice17]

@popstarbenny @daniellenatoli1

[white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty]

“you just can’t tell the truth” IM SCREAMINGGGG

[Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @RepAOC]

The United States’ responsibility is to human rights. That means supporting the safety of the Israeli people and preventing the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians.

[patrice @_patrice17]

@brittmcdonough5 @McDonalds A while ago sis

[patrice @_patrice17]

Should @McDonalds bring back all day breakfast?

[patrice @_patrice17]

My 30’s are startin to look reaaaaaaaaal good 🥹🥹

[patrice @_patrice17]

@BrielleVerde You wish you knew huh

[patrice @_patrice17]

Some of y’all really just suck & yes, if you think this is for you, it is. No not you Brielle 🙄

[patrice @_patrice17]

@mattxiv & then he killed her. SMH

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

oh you people are like actually nuts

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

That’s about right…

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Just give the banks a one time $600 check. They’ll be fine.

[patrice @_patrice17]

@daniellenatoli1 You get it.

[patrice @_patrice17]

One thing about my friends… THEY KNOW whatsup with Tom & they can give you a 30 second recap covering the past ten+ years if anyone needs it.

[patrice @_patrice17]

@BrielleVerde Exactly.