Patricia Roberts

I'm the master of my fate; I'm the captain of my soul. ⚓️

[Patricia Roberts @_patriciamary]

I would rather pass out rapping to Eminem than take a breath when he doesn't 😀

[Bell Let's Talk @Bell_LetsTalk]

Today, every view of this video helps create positive change. All you need to do is watch it and Bell will donate 5¢ more to Canadian mental health initiatives. Retweet to help spread the word! #BellLetsTalk

[Patricia Roberts @_patriciamary]

Postpartum night sweats are no joke

[Patricia Roberts @_patriciamary]

The only thing longer than being pregnant for 9 months is if you need to be induced. That takes longer.

[Jason S/The Lizard King @JPS2626]

Police at BLM protests
Vs.
Police at MAGA riots

[Patricia Roberts @_patriciamary]

I’m uncomfortable and want this baby OUUUTTT
Thnx

[Patricia Roberts @_patriciamary]

It’s baby month.

[Patricia Roberts @_patriciamary]

25 & pregnant on New Years Eve means making sure you have a nap during the day so you can actually make it to midnight 😴

[Patricia Roberts @_patriciamary]

In case anyone wants to know what it’s like to have pregnancy brain...

Today I had cramping while I was peeing and thought my water broke (lol) but then remembered I was actually peeing.

How does one forget she’s peeing while she’s actively peeing..

[Patricia Roberts @_patriciamary]

Super disheartening to see the people I love being careless during this pandemic. 😔

[Patricia Roberts @_patriciamary]

@mollee_95

[Patricia Roberts @_patriciamary]

Have you ever seen a tree skirt in a store thinking it was a poncho and trying it on or are you normal

[Patricia Roberts @_patriciamary]

One positive that I can take away from this pandemic, is that it makes SO much easier to weed through my Facebook friends 🙂
Buhbye Maskholes and Covidiots ✌🏻

[Joanna 🌈 @joanna_louise0]

Just held a persons hand as they died alone, without their family or loved ones by their side. Glad you enjoyed your meal.

[Patricia Roberts @_patriciamary]

So my belly button is at that awkward stage of my pregnancy where it’s half popping...

Well when I laugh, it looks like a fkn whale’s blow hole and it makes me laugh more which makes it even FUNNIER

Bodies are wild.

[milk webkin @berthaslayson]

if I see another nose hanging out of a mask......

[Patricia Roberts @_patriciamary]

WHY ARE PEOPLE OUT PARTYING WITH EVERYONE??
CAN SOMEONE TELL THEM WE ARE IN A PANDEMIC???

[Patricia Roberts @_patriciamary]

Pregnancy and masks don’t work well

[Patricia Roberts @_patriciamary]

Can someone tell my kid to get out from under my ribs pls thanks

[Patricia Roberts @_patriciamary]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[roddy bicch 性交 🅴 @hardsoh]

THE WAY I’M HACKING A LUNG RN https://t.co/T82ti5AdIk

[Patricia Roberts @_patriciamary]

Waiting for Nevada is like waiting for rain in this drought.
Useless and disappointing.