pawlexy

haha no dont kill yourself ur so hot xx

[pawlexy @_pawlexy_]

@FateFalse OMG IN LOVEEE!! surely they release a gyaru fit....

[ehri @ehriyn]

WHAT’S THE POINT HAVING A BOYFRIEND IF HE ISN’T GOING TO SUCK MY ON MY NIPPLES 24-7

[pawlexy @_pawlexy_]

badly wanting to drop money on two strawberry dresses someone help me

[pawlexy @_pawlexy_]

please god slow tf down let me restart i chose the wrong ending pls take me on another route fuuuucccck

[pawlexy @_pawlexy_]

Ninja: The phrase "it's just a game" is such a weak mindset
Me: lol cringe

NAUGHTY DOG: *releases The Last of Us 2*
Me: The phrase "it's just a game" is such a weak mindset.

[Nintendo Enthusiast @NINTENthusiast]

We’re GIVING AWAY Animal Crossing New Horizons for #NintendoSwitch! Multiple ways to enter! Like, subscribe, RT, and more to enter to win! #giveaway ends Mar 20th! 🎉

USE THIS LINK TO ENTER: https://t.co/5Lbhor8T8L

[Naeri X 나에리 @OverwatchNaeri]

Overwatch MEKA Team Leader D.MON 'Yuna Lee (이유나)' is one of the most suitable and likely heroes to come out of MEKA squad as a new hero.

overwatch developers and communities want her, and there are five more planned Tanks or Support heroes!

😈 https://t.co/mawYW04n0j

[YouTube @YouTube]

We built, we baked, we gardened... and now we're back to watching your videos. Welcome back, @PewDiePie! https://t.co/UctQHf0QCA

[ph☆e @popplioikawa]

the flu: *results in 500,000 hospitalizations and 30,000 deaths a year in the usa*
americans: *don't even get the fucking flu shot consistently*
coronavirus: *resulted in 0 deaths in any country outside of china*
americans: *HYSTERICALLY USING IT AS AN EXCUSE TO BE ANTI-CHINESE*

[Ace Watkins @GamerPres_2024]

When elected, I will install Gabe Newell as Secretary of Defense to ensure that WWIII is never released.

[tas @hwaIIevator]

skipping school or work because you are in your period should be allowed. it’s should be considered the same as missing work for a sick day. some of us physically find it difficult to move, and yet it’s still seen as inexcusable to miss a day or two for this.

[Quackity @Quackity]

murdering people:
- gruesome
- not nice
- gory
- illegal

ripping someone’s birth certificate in half:
- they just disappear

[pawlexy @_pawlexy_]

@StickyBunnyCo #stickybunnygiveaway ya girl's just honestly broke tbh but ur skins r cute 💖

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

White dudes will be like "there he is, the man, the myth, the legend!" And it's just Garrett

[Jesus Christ 🙏 @theonlybegotten]

A biased & religious judge gave sole custody of my kids to my religious zealot ex. This really sucks! So much for separation of religion & state. But, this isn't over. I will NEVER give up fighting for my kids. #savejesus #justiceforjesus #jesuswegotyou https://t.co/qxLBMQNCai

[pawlexy @_pawlexy_]

sorry im only into cummunism

[pawlexy @_pawlexy_]

ITS TOO HOT TO BE A FUCKING EGIRL IN AUSTRALIA WTF