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budgeted connoisseur of canteen dishes at IITK

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can someone point me to ai companies who automate HR payroll operations and make cocky incompetent fuckers obsolete. have a grudge to settle.

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elon musk but who will light fire to my heart

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gifting apple products is the least thoughtful gift ever

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who’d believe I won poetry writing in class 8. only expression of my intricate thoughts these days:
1. bhai ma chud gyi
2. bhai ma chod di
3. bhai ma chuda

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i somehow become more ambitious when horny

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starting a newsletter: slightly nerdy topics you should blabber to impress the aesthetic-reels generating liberal du girl

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w no offense to cancer patients,
all scientists are hereby ordered to focus all their research on common cold first. can pursue other diseases after work hours.

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@Gravito841 he's a 10, but usse kholna nahi aata

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miss gym a few days, and mental health starts to fall like dominoes

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@policybazaar @PBHelpDesk bhai hadd ho gyi aaj toh.

the salesgirl legit threatened me ki aapko roz call aayengi isi number par, varna policy lelo ya write a mail clearly stating your reasons of not renewing the policy.

itna bully toh seniors ne nahi kiya yaar

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physical health arguments bhi hain, but I believe you must be more worried ki you are no longer the funny/witty/smart person that you used to be.

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BT Warning (ig?)
juniors kindly note :if you plan to quit nashe n sutte at some point in life, toh the best time is abhi. varna it's ok.

bc at some point you'll note a significant memory/brain functioning impairment.

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went to bata store to buy chappal; the billing uncle filled in customer age: 26-30
I know meri umar thodi fancy slippers daalne ki hai, but-----

bhenchod hurt kar diya.

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fellas how can I be myself and be in a relationship at the same time:

24/7 I am in self doubt, sad, overthinking, self pity-ing

now I feel manipulative when I date a happy person. because eventually when I'll be me, they'll see me and shall have to endure me. god save them. no.

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bhagwan, please kuch fun karde zindagi, kyun sataa raha hai 🙏🙏🙏

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had a very posetive day, feels like a true win

-spent quality time w family
-met some good relatives
-genuinely felt loved in a long while

gg

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@Sanjihehe if Netflix public, then why do I need a password

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IITians spend first 3 years flexing how crore+ packages are a norm at their college and then spend last year explaining their parents why it's not the norm

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was about to go to sleep, and just then a random acquaintance barges into my room and starts flexing his goa hookup stories. can't sleep now.

itni BT de gya madarchod!

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fucking hate this mess called life