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[latke @latkedelrey]

i become her more with each passing year

[🐌 @Wheeema]

You ever just feel like this guy

[Jay @idek_tb]

“Your PTO request has been denied”

Me already on vacation:

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

coming back to work after a three day weekend

[Kiki Ball-Change @kikiballchange]

ANDY’S COMING!!!

[Bridget @realityreacts]

white blood cells when they see an infection

[al 🦩🫧 @_peanut____]

@thogan614 No.

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

Can we all agree to just make new years 9pm this year because time is made up anyway and bitches are tireddd

[al 🦩🫧 @_peanut____]

Having to use crutches is not a good time. 🩼🩼

[Matcha Man Randy Savage @culchiephobic]

The haters don’t want you to be snug as a bug in a rug

[Rod @justme_rod]

I would like to wear a sweater and pick an apple

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

gonna be the coolest house on the block this Halloween

[cum 41 @fortheflies]

like maybe if the queen had an epiphany when the towers fell and had created a band that would permanently impact the alternative music scene and personally alter the lives of millions i'd feel something about her kicking the bucket but she didn't

[AQFP (Ashley Quai Fan Page) @yolanda_parody]

princess Diana in heaven rn

[CesarFever⭐ @CesarFever_]

Everyday is the only day you can retweet this

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Is there gonna be an estate sale

[eve @mybulIet]

kinda weird how queen elizabeth is trying to make today all abt her when there’s literally a my chemical romance concert tonight…

[al 🦩🫧 @_peanut____]

TGIF first full week down. Just a million more to go! 😅🫠